| "Tony Montana What you lookin' at You all a bunch of f***ing assholes. You know why You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***ing fingers and say, That's the bad guy. So... what that make you Good You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through Better get outta his way" »Scarface |
| "Lefty wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll....beaner on the outs" »Donnie Brasco |
| "If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Trent I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man, bad man." »Swingers |
| "searching for the guy that can take my breath away looking for the prince that save me, and take me on his horse in search of my romeo that will rather die than live without me triying to find the edward that will die for me finding out that him the guy will never come to me if I keep dreaming like this" »Fer |
| "I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied-up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I never have a realistic sense of self. I either think everything I do is terrible and I'm the worst guy on the planet, or from time to time I'll think I'm the greatest gift to music and the coolest guy who ever lived, but that happens maybe an hour out of the week. Some days I'm more concerned with how my hair looks than what my guitar sounds like." »Dave Navarro |
| "Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time." »Lou Brock |
| "Incompetency begets incompetency. The last thing a guy who isn't sure of himself wants is a guy backing him up who is sure of himself." »Lee Iacocca |
| "One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider." »Damon Runyon |
| "wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise." »Cato the Elder |
| "Should one see a wise man who, like a revealer of treasures, points out faults and reproves, let one associate with such a wise person for the benefits he shall receive." »Unknown |
| "We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys." »William Arthur Ward |
| "Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost always cunning." »Samuel Johnson |
| "Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it." »George Santayana |
| "Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish." »Quintilian |
| "Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others." »Edward Abbey |
| "A wise old owl sat upon an oak The more he saw the less he spoke The less he spoke the more he heard Why aren't we like that wise old bird" »Edward Hersey Richards |
| "Love works in miracles every day such as weakening the strong, and strengthening the weak making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy." »Marguerite de Valois |
| "It is important to live each day with a positive perspective. It is not wise to pretend problems do not exist, but it is wise to look beyond the problem to the possibilities that are in it. When Goliath came against the Israelites, the soldiers all thought, 'He's so big, we can never kill him.' But David looked at the same giant and thought, 'He's so big, I can't miss him.'" »Dr. Dale E. Turner |
| "How can a guy hit and think at the same time" »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "Tommy Fat guy in a little coat." »Tommy Boy |
| "An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him ain't listening." »Marlon Brando |
| "To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know" »Logan Pearsall Smith |
| "The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks." »Rupert Murdoch |
| "I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy." »Richard Feynman |
| "Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber |
| "The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." »William Shakespeare |
| "It takes a wise man to discover a wise man." »Laertius Diogenes |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
