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"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it." »Robin Green
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"We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm." »Winston Churchill
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"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." »Swedish Proverb
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"When you see a snake, never mind where he came from." »W. G. Benham
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"That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed." »Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love
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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." »Unknown
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"A snake deserves no pity." »Yiddish Proverb
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"A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil
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"Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens." »Michel de Montaigne
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"Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake." »Persian Proverb
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"He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string." »Persian Proverb
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"If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes." »H. Ross Perot
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"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan
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"No owl is afraid of the night, no snake of the swamp and no traitor of the treason!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil
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"Propaganda is a soft weapon hold it in your hands too long, and it will move about like a snake, and strike the other way." »Jean Anouilh
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"I do not think myself to be a worm, and a grub, grass of the field fit only to be burned, a clod, a morsel of putrid atoms that should be thrown to the dungheap, ready for the nethermost pit. Nor if I did should I therefore expect to sit with Angels and Archangels." »Anthony Trollope
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"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy." »W.C. Fields
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"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." »W. C. Fields
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm." »Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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"I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe." »Richard Gere
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