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"I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The soul goes round upon a wheel of stars and all things return....Good and evil go round in a wheel that is one thing and not many. Do you not realise in your heart, do you not believe behind all your beliefs, that there is but one reality and we are its shadows and that all things are but aspects of one thing a centre where men melt into Man and Man into God 'No,' said Father Brown." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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"The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it." »Robin Green
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"We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm." »Winston Churchill
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"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." »Swedish Proverb
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"That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed." »Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love
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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." »Unknown
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"Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens." »Michel de Montaigne
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"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan
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"Put your shoulder to the wheel." »Aesop
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"I'll have you spread-eagled on a wagon wheel" »John Wayne
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"I do not think myself to be a worm, and a grub, grass of the field fit only to be burned, a clod, a morsel of putrid atoms that should be thrown to the dungheap, ready for the nethermost pit. Nor if I did should I therefore expect to sit with Angels and Archangels." »Anthony Trollope
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"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced." »Vic Gold
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"The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I shall to-day be uppermost." »Confucius
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"Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"In this chaotic world where everything is moving and turning, one's partner should be like the centre of a wheel which never moves and always remains still." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The most stupid man is not the one who acts or speaks improperly, but he who consigns the steering wheel of his destiny to a religious man." »adelkeri
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"If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at the wheel is Captain Termite." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Lloyd Hey, I guess they're right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me" »Dumb & Dumber
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"...desire cracks open the gates. If you're ready it will take you through. But nothing lasts forever, time is the destroyer, the wheel turns again and again, watch out it will take you through." »Starhawk
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"Who would've thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such a big difference in our lives The big wheel keeps on turning and here we are again, looking in the sweet face of darkness." »Geoffrey Neighor
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"While the fates permit, live happily life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned." »Seneca
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"While the fates permit, live happily; life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned." »Seneca
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"There is a rabble among the gentry as well as the commonalty; a sort of plebeian heads whose fancy moves with the same wheel as these men?in the same level with mechanics, though their fortunes do sometimes gild their infirmities and their purses compound for their follies." »Sir Thomas Browne
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"I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm." »Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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"Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top." »Robert Burton
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"Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason." »Douglas Noel Adams
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"Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it's just all arbitrary. Most Native Americans, they don't think of time as linear in time, out of time, I never have enough time, circular time, the Stevens wheel. All moments are happening all the time." »Robin Green
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"I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, 'Tadpoles Tadpoles is a winner' We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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