| "If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." »Fred Allen |
| "If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown." »H. Ross Perot |
| "If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)" »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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