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Henny Youngman Quotes
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Famous Henny Youngman Quotations
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Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife-please"
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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
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