Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Professor Irwin Corey

'Professor' Irwin Corey (born July 29, 1914 in Brooklyn, New York) is an American comic, film actor and left-wing political activist, who is often billed as 'The World's Foremost Authority'. He is credited with inventing his unscripted, improvisational style of stand-up comedy at Enrico Banducci's San Francisco club the hungry i

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