| Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune. »Thomas Fuller |
| Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too. »Henry Louis Mencken |
| Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind. »Wolcott Gibbs |
| Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though. »Anonymous |
| Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. »Anonymous |
| Bad is never good until worse happens. »Danish proverb |
| Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. »Socrates |
| Bad mind, bad heart. »Anacharsis Cloots |
| Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. »George Jean Nathan |
| Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. »Fulton John Sheen |
| Bank on a life, saving towards the certainty of change Ledger all the happiness, pencil in to rearrange Withdraw all the worry Deposit all the faith Compound all the experience and Recognize when the payment is late. »Unknown |
| Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. »Thomas Jefferson |
| Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning auto shows to reduce drunken driving. »Bill McIntire |
| Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds. »Unknown |
| Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. »Ambrose Bierce |
| Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough. »Mark Twain |
| Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical. »Yogi Berra |
| Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical. »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. »Rod Kanehl |
| Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off. »Bill Veeck |
| Baseball is dull only to dull minds. »Red Barber |
| Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. »Ted Williams |
| Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field »Jim Boulton |
| BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company. »Anonymous |
| Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. »Wernher von Braun |
| Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. »Woody Allen |
| Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our 'stink' around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes. »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| Batman I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Nic What are you Batman I'm Batman »Batman |
| Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about Batman I made you, you made me first. The Joker Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say I made you you gotta say you made me. How childish can you get »Batman |
| Like Quotes.net? Why won't you tell a friend about us? |
