Found 100 quotes starting with CA:

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– PIEYES
Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
– Ambrose Bierce
Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
– Gaius Julius Caesar
Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
– Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
– Ambrose Bierce
Calamity is the test of integrity.
– Samuel Richardson
Calamity is virtue's opportunity.
– Seneca the Younger
Calendars are for careful people, not passionate ones.
– Chuck, The World According to Chuck weblog, September 8, 2003
California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
– Fred Allen
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
– William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
California, the department store state.
– Raymond Chandler
California: The west coast of Iowa.
– Joan Didion
Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
– Don DeLillo
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
– Jane Howard
Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame God.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.
– Nikita Khrushchev
Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.
– Stella Benson
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
– Indian Proverb
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
– Don Hirschberg
Callous, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.
– Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Calmness is the cradle of power.
– Josiah Gilbert Holland
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
– Clarence Darrow
Cameo like profile . . . a lovely rose maiden and as pure as flower
– Lili Dehn
Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned So he that goeth in to his neighbor's wife whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.
– Book of Proverbs
Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their birthplace, or their father or mother.
– George Eliot
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Can anything be more absurd than that the nearer we are to our journey?s end, we should lay in the more provision for it?
– Cicero
Can I ever know you Or you know me
– Sara Teasdale
Can I ever know you Or you know me?
– Sara Teasdale
Can it be that chance has made me one of those women so immersed in one man that, whether they are barren or not, they carry with them to the grave the shriveled innocence of an old maid?
– Colette
Can miles truly separate us from friends? If we want to be with someone we love, aren't we already there?
– Richard Bach
Can wealth give happiness? look around and see, what gay distress! what splendid misery! Whatever fortunes lavishly can pour, the mind annihilates and calls for more.
– Andrew Young
Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?
– John Gay
Can you think of anything more permanently elating than to know that you are on the right road at last?
– Vernon Howard
Can't I live while I'm young
– Phish
Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
– Richard Benner
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
– Pierre Trudeau
Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home in all parts of the country, and when they feel that all Canada belongs to them.
– Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Canada: A few acres of snow.
– Voltaire
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
– Cynthia Nelms
Candle needs darkness to show his talents. Good shines only beside the bad; it will disappear when the bad disappears. Where there is no darkness, candle is forgotten.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Candle needs darkness to show its talents. Good shines only beside the bad; it disappears when the bad disappears. Where there is no darkness, candle is forgotten.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
– Roald Dahl
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.

– Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
– Stanislaw Lem
Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
– Anonymous
Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion
– Job 3831 Bible
Capitalism inevitably and by virtue of the very logic of its civilization creates, educates and subsidizes a vested interest in social unrest.
– Joseph Schumpeter
Capitalism is an art form, an Apollonian fabrication to rival nature. It is hypocritical for feminists and intellectuals to enjoy the pleasures and conveniences of capitalism while sneering at it. Everyone born into capitalism has incurred a debt to it. Give Caesar his due.
– Camille Paglia
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone
– John Maynard Keynes
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.
– John Maynard Keynes
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug-of-war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.
– Pete Holiday
Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators
– Airplane
captured the city of Vercelli, besieged Novara, invaded Como, and destroyed many other places opposed to him. In the end [1014-15], worn down by labor and sickness and deprived of his kingdom, he was content with the monastery named Fruttuaria alone. There, after the regalia had been placed upon the altar and he had donned the habit of a pauper, he fell asleep in his own time
– Arnulf of Milan
Car accidents usually result from one person being in too great a hurry and the other not being in a hurry at all.
– Vikrant Parsai
Carbon atoms on a distant planet rearranged themselves into DNA, microorganisms formed, grew backbones, swam around the ocean, mutated into amphibians and crawled onto dry land—and finally a cab appeared at the mouth of the alley.
– Mark Coggins, "The Immortal Game" (novel)
Care and diligence bring luck.
– Thomas Fuller
Careers, like rockets, don't always take off on schedule. The key is to keep working the engines.
– Gary Sinise
Careful with fire" is good advice we know.
"Careful with words" is ten times doubly so.

– William Carleton
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
– Bill Watterson
Cares are often more difficult to throw off than sorrows; the latter die with time, the former grow.
– Jean Paul
Cares that have entered once in the breast, will have whole possession of the rest.
– Ben Jonson
Cargo's importance is defined by it's vessel.
– Terpsichore Lindeman
Cargo's impotance is defined by it's vessel.
– Terpsichore Lindeman
Caring about others, running the risk of feeling, and leaving an impact on people, brings happiness.
– Rabbi Harold Kushner
Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE HOLE.
– CaddyShack
Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. 'Draw,' said the stranger. Carl went for his gun, but then 'Hey, where did all these angels come from'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Carlyle said, "A lie cannot live"; it shows he did not know how to tell them.
– Mark Twain
Carol Doda's Breasts are up there the way one imagines Electra's should have been, two incredible mammiform protrusions, no mere pliable mass of feminine tissues and fats there but living arterial sculpture––viscera spigot––great blown-up aureate morning glories.
– Tom Wolfe
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.Lat., Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
– Horace
Carry always your earplugs with you in case of emergency, like meeting with a politician!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.
– Diana, Princess of Wales
Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything.
– Harry S Truman
Carry the cross patiently, and with perfect submission and in the end it shall carry you.
– Thomas a Kempis
Carry your bag by yourself; carry your umbrella by yourself; open your door by yourself; light your own candle! Do your job by yourself! Don’t use others! Don’t behave like a king, don’t behave like a queen! Be humble!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Carter Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man.
– Rush Hour
Carter My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
– Rush Hour
Carter Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
– Rush Hour
Carter This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.
– Rush Hour
Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito
– Rush Hour
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)
– Marcius Porcius Cato
Carve every word before you let it fall.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Cast all your cares on God; that anchor holds.
– Alfred Lord Tennyson
Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their greed for wealth with their desire for a happy afterlife.
– Kahlil Gibran
Castles in the air - they are so easy to take refuge in. And so easy to build, too.
– Henrik Ibsen
Castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually.
– Jimi Hendrix
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
– Oliver Herford
Catch 22
– Joseph Heller
Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn.
– John Wesley
Catch your people doing something right and let them know you appreciate it.
– Author Unknown
Catholicism is not a soothing religion. It's a painful religion. We're all gluttons for punishment.
– Madonna
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
– Henry James
Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest. They are both amoral and immoral, consciously breaking rules. Their evil look at such times is no human projection: the cat may be the only animal who savors the perverse or reflects upon it.
– Camille Paglia
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
– Unknown
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.
– Stephen Baker
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
– Jeff Valdez
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
– Jacquelyn Mitchard
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
– Joseph Wood Krutch
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
– Mark Twain

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