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Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely.
– Walt Whitman
Here stand I. I can do no other.
– Martin Luther
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, 'Hey, has anybody seen my raisins' (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa Whoa' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.
– John Madden
Here's a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
– Tallulah Bankhead
Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve something that stings you, then laughs at you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
– Jay Leno
Here's the rule for bargains: Do other men, for they would do you. That's the true business precept.
– Charles Dickens
Here's to you ,as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am.
– Scottish Proverb
Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.
– Kurt Vonnegut, Cold Turkey
Here, the churches seemed to shrink away into eroding corners. They seem to have ceased to be essential parts of American life. They no longer give life. It is the huge buildings of commerce and trade which now align the people to attention. These in their massive manner of steel and stone say, Come unto me all ye who labor, and we will give you work.
– Seán O'Casey
Here, with whitened hair, desires failing, strength ebbing out of him, with the sun gone down and with only the serenity and the calm warning of the evening star left to him, he drank to Life, to all it had been, to what it was, to what it would be. Hurrah!
– Seán O'Casey
Hereafter, in a better world than this,
I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.

– William Shakespeare, "As You Like It", Act 1 scene 2
Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
– William Shakespeare
Hereditary honors are a noble and a splendid treasure to descendants.
– Plato
Heredity is a strong factor, even in architecture. Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.
– E. B. White
Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.
– Henry David Thoreau
Heroes who shed their blood and lost their lives! You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace. There is no difference between the Johnnies and Mehmets to us where they lie side by side here in this country of ours. You, the mothers, who sent their sons from far away countries wipe away your tears; your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. After having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well.
– M.K. Ataturk
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
– Will Rogers
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!
– Albert Einstein
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them
– Albert Einstein
Hey babyI only got one thing to say to you, you know what that is? I don't like the tone of your voice!
– Tom Everett

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