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Here's the interesting conversation between the Police Officer and one Indian Engineer who had gone to the police station to report his missing wife.: 'Officer, looks like I have lost my wife. She had gone to the mall yesterday for shopping and has not come home yet.' Okay, what's her height?' 'I've never noticed...maybe 4 to 5 feet?' 'Is she thin?' 'Not thin...may be healthy' 'Color of her eyes?' 'Not sure....maybe black?' 'Color of her hair?' 'Not sure. It keeps on changing.' 'What was she wearing?' 'Maybe Saree or Jeans....or Salwar Kameez?' 'Was she driving a car?' 'Yes!' 'Good! Then tell me the details like plate number, make, model and color of your car.' 'Officer, she has taken my favorite The BMW M135i, which is the top-of-the-range version of the BMW 1 Series. Color is Steel Grey and Plate number SRI 420. My beautiful BMW...she is such a distinctively dynamic vehicle produced by the BMW M GmbH. She's positioned between the most powerful BMW series production models and thoroughbred BMW M vehicles with noticeably higher performance than the previously most powerful engines of any BMW series and have M-specific characteristics in terms of suspension setting and visual appearance, though without any limitations in terms of suitability for everyday use. The heart of my new BMW M135i is her straight six-cylinder gasoline engine with Twin Scroll Turbo technology, Valvetronic, Double VANOS and High Precision Injection. She delivers 235 kW/320 hp and a maximum torque of 450 Nm, power transfer being enabled by her six-speed manual transmission fitted as standard. I know that my BMW M135i sprints from 0 to 100 km/h in just 5.1 seconds (and when automatic, it's 4.9 seconds) to reach a top speed of 250 km/h – that's because that's the top limit permitted by the vehicle's electronic speed control system. Her average fuel consumption in the EU test cycle was found to be 8.0 liters/100 km, and the CO2 emissions level was 188 grams per kilometer. The exclusive power train also features a customized cooling system, M performance control and engine sound tuning, plus a newly developed six-speed manual transmission with dry sump lubrication. She also has a dynamic eight-speed automatic sports transmission with gearshift paddles integrated in the steering wheel included as an option. Please find her as soon as you can. I miss her so much.' ' Wow! That really helps. Your details are awesome, and your memory is absolutely amazing. Please stop crying. We'll search for your car right away, and find her asap.... and maybe we'll find your wife as well.' The End.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
Here's the rule for bargains: Do other men, for they would do you. That's the true business precept.
– Charles DickensRate it:
Here's to you ,as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am.
– Scottish ProverbRate it:
Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.
– Kurt Vonnegut, Cold TurkeyRate it:
Here, the churches seemed to shrink away into eroding corners. They seem to have ceased to be essential parts of American life. They no longer give life. It is the huge buildings of commerce and trade which now align the people to attention. These in their massive manner of steel and stone say, Come unto me all ye who labor, and we will give you work.
– Seán O'CaseyRate it:
Here, with whitened hair, desires failing, strength ebbing out of him, with the sun gone down and with only the serenity and the calm warning of the evening star left to him, he drank to Life, to all it had been, to what it was, to what it would be. Hurrah!
– Seán O'CaseyRate it:
Hereafter, in a better world than this,
I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.

– William Shakespeare, "As You Like It", Act 1 scene 2Rate it:
Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
– William ShakespeareRate it:
Hereditary honors are a noble and a splendid treasure to descendants.
– PlatoRate it:
Heredity is a strong factor, even in architecture. Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.
– E. B. WhiteRate it:
Hero-cults complicate everything in a Sacred Band.
– Chris MorrisRate it:
Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.
– Henry David ThoreauRate it:
Héroes del siglo 21, en mi opinión honesta, son los que van a luchar contra la injusticia, la pobreza y el racismo, mejorar la calidad de vida de los seres humanos y animales por igual, y lo más importante, incorporar una mayor sostenibilidad en nuestra vida diaria cotidiana.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
Heroes of 21st Century, in my honest view, are those who will fight injustice, poverty and racism, improve the quality of life for humans and animals alike, and most importantly, incorporate more sustainability in our daily lives everyday.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
Heroes who shed their blood and lost their lives! You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace. There is no difference between the Johnnies and Mehmets to us where they lie side by side here in this country of ours. You, the mothers, who sent their sons from far away countries wipe away your tears; your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. After having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well.
– M.K. AtaturkRate it:
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
– Will RogersRate it:
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!
– Albert EinsteinRate it:
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them
– Albert EinsteinRate it:
Het is beter om een ​​dag te leven onbaatzuchtig helpen van de wereld dan levend te veel jaren van het leven zelfzuchtig helpen niemand anders dan zichzelf. Het leven is niet alleen over het aantal ademhalingen we nemen - maar over het aantal momenten en onze acties die de adem benemen en vooraf de mensheid.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
Hey babyI only got one thing to say to you, you know what that is? I don't like the tone of your voice!
– Tom EverettRate it:
Hey Pilgrim, you forgot your pop-gun
– John WayneRate it:
Hey you! Look down. Your stupid is showing.
– Ingrid WeirRate it:
Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It's brain waves surfing on synaptic junctions. If your radio can go out because of sun spots, why can't your cerebellum It's all a matter of reception and it seems to me these signals are going to get crossed somehow. It's all logical.
– Andrew SchneiderRate it:
Hey…Pilgrim, You're Gonna Need A Couple Of Stitches
– John WayneRate it:
Hi, I’m Andrea Thompson, and unless you’ve been living in a cave, you probably already know that.
– Andrea ThompsonRate it:

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