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Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. – Happy Gilmore
Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. – Leo Tolstoy
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. – Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina, Chapter 1, first line
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass. – Happy Gilmore
Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive. – Happy Gilmore
Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. – Happy Gilmore
Happy is he who can give himself up. – Naguib, Mahfouz
Happy is he who gets to know the reasons for things. – Virgil
Happy is he who has laid up in his youth, and held fast in all fortune, a genuine and passionate love of reading. – Rufus Choate
Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery He has not been broken in two by time he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul, but his life. – Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration. – Charles Dudley Warner
Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all. – Ovid
Happy moments are the times to be stupid, not be genius! – Mehmet Murat ildan
Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious. – Gloria Steinem
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball. – Happy Gilmore
Happy the man who early learns the difference between his wishes and his powers. – Goethe
Happy the man who lives at home, making it his business to regulate his desires. – La Fontaine
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won the Golden Fleece, and then returns, experienced and knowledgeable, to spend the rest of his life among his family – Joachim du Bellay
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won the Golden Fleece, and then returns, experienced and knowledgeable, to spend the rest of his life among his family! – Joachim Du Bellay, Sonnet de Regrets
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own He who secure within can say Tomorrow do thy worst, for I have lived today. – Horace
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today. – John Dryden
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own: He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today. – John Dryden
Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books – Thomas Carlyle
Happy The price is wrong, bitch. – Happy Gilmore
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. – Happy Gilmore

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