Found 777 quotes starting with HE:


He types his labored column -- weary drudge! Senile fudge and solemn: spare, editor, to condemn these dry leaves of his autumn.
– Robertson Davies
He used to say that it was better to have one friend of great value than many friends who were good for nothing.
– Laertius Diogenes
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than for illumination.
– Andrew Lang
He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he did not question her right to wear it.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
– Jonathan Swift
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven---with a gun.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities.
– Robertson Davies
He was a man, take him for all in all,
I shall not look upon his like again.

– William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 2
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again.
– William Shakespeare
He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
– Unknown
He was a wise man who invented God.
– Plato
He was a wise man who originated the idea of God.
– Euripides
He was an old sock and she was a glass slipper
– William Parsons
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
– Chaucer
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
– Brendan Behan
He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad,
– Rafael Sabatini
He was burned, so he ran into the bamboo grove, but the grove caught fire.
– Punjabi proverb, Translated by Gurinder Singh Mann
He was guilty of nothing, except that he earned his own fortune and never forgot that it was his.
– Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And Brutus is an honorable man.He hath brought many captives home to Rome,Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill.Did this in Caesar seem ambitiousWhen the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept.Ambition should me made of sterner stuff,Yet Brutus says, he was ambitiousAnd Brutus is an honorable man.
– William Shakespeare
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them.
– Charles Kingsley
He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.
– Douglas William Jerrold
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.
– Benjamin Franklin
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
– Black Elk
He was so poor that he couldn’t afford a funeral that’s why he is still alive.
– Vikrant Parsai
He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards.
– G. C. Lichtenberg

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