Found 760 quotes starting with HE:

He admits there are two sides to every question: his own and the wrong side.
– Channing Pollock
He alone is poor who does not possess knowledge.
– The Talmud
He alone is wise who can accommodate himself to all contingencies of life; but the fool contends, and struggling, like a swimmer, against the stream.
– Latin
He also serves who only stands and waits.
– John Milton
He altered the image of the Jew from that of rabbi, merchant, wanderer, to that of scientist, farmer and soldier.
– Shimon Peres
He appears to have been weened on a pickle.
– Alice Roosevelt Longfellow, about Calvin Coolidge
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
– Douglas Adams
He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the diligent maketh rich.
– Book of Proverbs
He can be lethal death.
– Jerry Coleman
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
– Abraham Lincoln
He can feel no little wants who is in pursuit of grandeur.
– Johann Kaspar Lavater
He comes into the world God knows how, walks on the water, gets out of his grave and goes up off the Hill of Howth. What drivel is this?
– James Joyce
He confided his deepest secret to you; be always wary of his secret.
– Dejan Stojanovic
He conquers who endures.
– Persius
He delivered his dissertation about the Founding Fathers with such exactitude.
– Toma
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
– Koran
He did not profess to anybody how to reach others without professing.
– Dejan Stojanovic
He did not waste time in a vain search for a place in history.
– Dejan Stojanovic
He does not believe, that does not live according to his belief.
– Thomas Fuller
He does not live in vain, who employs his wealth, his thought, his speech to advance the good of others.
– Hindoo Maxim
He does not possess wealth it possesses him.
– Benjamin Franklin
He does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches.
– Confucius
He doubly benefits the needy who gives quickly.
– Publilius Syrus
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.
– William Shakespeare
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
– Fred Allen
He drew a circle that shut me out --
Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.
But Love and I had the wit to win:
We drew a circle that took him in.

– Edwin Markham
He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.
– Henry David Thoreau
He fell in love with himself at first sight, and it is a passion to which he has always remained faithful. Self-love seems so often unrequited.
– Anthony Powell
He felt about books as doctors feel about medicines, or managers about plays - cynical, but hopeful.
– Dame Rose Macaulay
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
– Douglas Adams
He fishes well who uses a golden hook.
– Latin Proverb
He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on the counselor recoils.
– Hesiod
He grounds the warship he walks on.
– John Bracken on Captain Barney Kelly, who ran the USS Enterprise into the mud of San Francisco Bay in May 1983
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
– Ayn Rand
He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion.
– Cornelius Tacitus
He had a heart that could have held the empire of the world; and, in the end, he had to content himself with a cellar.
– Gaston Leroux, The Phantom of the Opera
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
– Dejan Stojanovic
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
– Joseph Heller
He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.
– Mark Twain
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.
– W. Somerset Maugham
He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
– Lawana Blackwell
He had not an ounce of superfluous flesh on his bones, and leanness goes a great way towards gentility.
– Elizabeth Gaskell
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
– Sydney Smith
He had so many irons in the fire that he was never able to forge any single one into a weapon with which to conquer his world.
– Curtis Dahl
He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped the clock it was to promote the next minute this still livelier motion.
– Henry James, "The Ambassadors", Book Eighth, Chapter 2
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.
– Bill Bryson
He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.
– Hesiod
He Harris felt the loyalty we all feel to unhappiness -- the sense that that is where we really belong.
– Henry Graham Greene
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using only 150?
– Abba Eban
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
– Bessie A. Stanley
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
– Winston Churchill
He has an oar in every man's boat, and a finger in every pie.
– Miguel de Cervantes
He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men.
– Honore' de Balzac
He has great tranquillity of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men.
– Thomas à Kempis
He has never written a single book, so you can imagine how much he knows.
– Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
He has no hope who never had a fear.
– William Cowper
He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.
– Gaius Julius Caesar
He has nothing, for whom nothing is enough.
– Vikrant Parsai
He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming.
– Arthur Balfour
He has the deed half done who has made a beginning.
– Horace
He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
– Abraham Lincoln
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
– Eddie Cantor
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
– William Shakespeare
He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves.
– A. P. Gouthey
He hit a worm burner
– Rex Hudler
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
– Lawrence Peter Berra
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
– Douglas Adams
He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into short sentences, that may be easily impressed on the memory, and so recur habitually to the mind.
– Samuel Johnson
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
– Epictetus
He is a fool that cannot conceal his wisdom.
– Benjamin Franklin
He is a fool who thinks that another does not think.
– Vikrant Parsai
He is a great simpleton who imagines that the chief power of wealth is to supply wants. In ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it creates more wants than it supplies.
– W. Wirt
He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise.
– Voltaire
He is a self-made man, very much in love with his creator.
– Benjamin Disraeli
He is a teenager, after all-a strange agent with holes in his jeans, studs in his ear, a tail down his neck, a cap on his head (backward).
– Ellen Karsh
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
– Epictetus
He is able who thinks he is able.
– Buddha
He is as mad as a March hare.
– Miguel de Cervantes
He is every other inch a gentleman.
– Rebecca West
He is free knows how to keep in his own hands the power to decide.
– Salvador De Madriaga
He is great enough that is his own master.
– Joseph Hall
He is great who confers the most benefits.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
He is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad.
– Thomas Jefferson
He is happiest who hath power to gather wisdom from a flower.
– Mary Howitt
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
– Johann von Goethe
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
– Goethe
He is happy whom circumstances suit his temper; but he Is more excellent who suits his temper to any circumstance.
– David Hume
He is ill clothed that is bare of virtue.
– Benjamin Franklin
He is ill clothed, who is bare of virtue.
– Benjamin Franklin
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
– Richard Brinsley Sheridan
He is most cheated who cheats himself.
– Danish Proverb
He is neither a strategist nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general. Other than that he's a great military man. (describing Saddam Hussein of Iraq, 1991)
– Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose.
– Jim Elliot
He is not dead who departs from life with a high and noble fame; but he is dead, even while living, whose brow is branded with infamy.
– Tieck
He is not dead who departs this life with high fame; dead is he, though living, whose brow is branded with infamy.
– Tieck
He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.
– Unknown
He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when He is shearing them. But by this He showeth that they are His own and the newshorn sheep do most visibly bear His name or mark, when it is almost worn out and scarce discernible on them that have the longest fleece.
– Richard Baxter
He is not great who is not greatly good.
– William Shakespeare
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
– Thomas Fuller
He is not of us who is not affectionate to the little ones, and does not respect the old; and he is not of us, who does not order which is lawful, and prohibits that which is unlawful.
– Prophet Mohammed, ibn abbas
He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
– Samuel Foote
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
– Hector Hugh Munro
He is one of those peple who would be enormously improved by death
– H.H. Munro (Saki)
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing, but a supply of toothpicks.
– Douglas William Jerrold
He is rich enough that wants nothing.
– Polish Proverb
He is rich who owes nothing.
– French Proverb
He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invated by worry, fret and anxiety.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.
– Socrates
He is richest who is content with the least.
– Socrates
He is the best teacher who makes his pupil suffer the most.
– Vikrant Parsai
He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry.
– Apuleius
He is the purest figure in history. -- About George Washington
– William Ewart Gladstone
He is the very pineapple of politeness!
– Richard Brinsley Sheridan
he is very awesome.
– Oscar Vandy-Connor
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
– William Shakespeare
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
– William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act II scene 1
He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before.
– Homer
He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
– James Thurber
He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
– Ben Jonson
He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
– George Bernard Shaw
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
– George Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara (1907) act 3
He listens well who takes notes.
– Dante Alighieri
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray.
– Homer
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
– Raymond Chandler
He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human beings.
– David Guterson, Snow Falling on Cedars
He made the city [Athens], great as it was when he took it, the greatest and richest of all cities, and grew to be superior in power to kings and tyrants. Some of these actually appointed him guardian of their sons, but he did not make his estate a single drachma greater than it was when his father left it to him.
– Plutarch
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
– H. L. Mencken
He means well" is useless unless he does well.
– Plautus
He might never really do what he said, but at least he had it in mind. He had somewhere to go.
– Louis L'Amour
He mobilized the English language and sent it into battle to steady his fellow countrymen and hearten those Europeans upon whom the long dark night of tyranny had descended.
– Edward R. Murrow, On Winston Churchill, 1954
He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.
– Voltaire
He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.
– Molière
He must have known me if he had seen me as he was wont to see me, for he was in the habit of flogging me constantly. Perhaps he did not recognize me by my face.
– Anthony Trollope
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right to sneeze.
– Dave Preston
He must pull out his own eyes, and see no creature, before he can say, he sees no God; He must be no man, and quench his reasonable soul, before he can say to himself, there is no God.
– John Donne
He never is alone that is accompanied with noble thoughts.
– Fletcher
He not busy being born is busy dying.
– Bob Dylan
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
– Sydney Smith
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
– Francis Bacon
He only does not live in vain Who all the means within his reach Employs?his wealth, his thought, his speech? T?advance the weal of other men.
– Sanskrit Proverb
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
– Cicero
He only is exempt from failures who makes no efforts.
– Richard Whately
He only profits from praise who values criticism.
– Heinrich Heine
He plants trees to benefit another generation.
– Caecilius Statius
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
– John Mason Brown
He prayeth best who loveth best All things both great and small For the dear God who loveth us, He made and loveth all.
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He preaches well that lives well.
– Miguel de Cervantes
He profits most who serves best.
– Arthur F. Sheldon
He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect.
– Cicero
He restored the Bible to its people, he restored the people to the Bible.
– Shimon Peres
He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased' but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'
– Juliana of Norwich
He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge and one only evil, namely, ignorance.
– Laertius Diogenes
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
– Elizabeth Barrett Browning
He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own stable And the devil smiled, for it put him in mind Of Cain and his brother, Abel.
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He saw that it was an ironical thing for him to be running thus toward that which he had been at such pains to avoid. But he said, in substance, to himself that if the earth and the moon were about to clash, many people would doubtless plan to get upon the roofs to witness the collision.
– Stephen Crane, The Red Badge of Courage, chapter 8
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
– Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried.
– Numbers 63 Bible Hebrew
He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.
– J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring, spoken by Elrond
He speaks to Me as if I was a public meeting.
– Queen Victoria
He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.
– Saki
He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.
– Robert G. Ingersoll
He talked with more claret than clarity.
– Susan Ertz
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
– Aesop
He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with, has no right to complain if the sparks fly in his face
– Benjamin Franklin
He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance
– Author Unknown
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
– J. R.R. Tolkien, Spoken by Gandalf
He that can have patience can have what he will.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatest of the soul; for the mind that cannot be dejected by the former is not likely to be transported without the latter.
– Henry Fielding
He that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatness of the soul; for the mind that cannot be dejected by the former is not likely to be transported without the latter.
– Henry Fielding
He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in much, and God in everything.
– Baltasar Gracian
He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
– Jewish Proverb
He that cannot decidedly say, "No," when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the respect even of those who would tempt him, and becomes but the pliant tool and victim of their evil designs.
– J. Hawes
He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven.
– Lord Herbert
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
– Andrew Carnegie
He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit.
– Sir Walter Scott
He that commends me to mine own content
Commends me to the thing I cannot get.

– William Shakespeare, A Comedy of Errors
He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by no means that he was not a fool.
– Charles Caleb Colton
He that dies pays all debts.
– William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 3 scene 2
He that does not ask will never get a bargain.
– French Proverb
He that embarks on the voyage of life will always wish to advance rather by the impulse of the wind than the strokes of the oar; and many foulder in their passage; while they lie waiting for the gale.
– Johnson
He that fails in his endeavors after wealth or power will not long retain either honesty or courage.
– Samuel Johnson
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that fears your presence will hate you absence.
– Thomas Fuller
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure.
– William Congreve
He that gives should never remember, he that receives should never forget.
– The Talmud
He that has acquired learning and nor practised what he has learnt, is like a man who ploughs but sows no seed.
– Saadi, On the Duties of Society
He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that has given today may, if he so please, take away tomorrow.
– Horace
He that has no charity deserves no mercy.
– English Proverb
He that has not religion to govern his morality, is not a dram better than my mastiff-dog; so long as you stroke him, and please him, and do not pinch him, he will play with you as finely as may be, he is a very good moral mastiff; but if you hurt him, he will fly in your face, and tear out your throat.
– John Selden
He that holds fast the golden mean, And lives contentedly between The little and the great, Feels not the want that pinch the poor, Nor plagues that haunt the rich man's door.
– William Cowper
He that holds fast the golden mean, And lives contentedly between The little and the great, Feels not the wants that pinch the poor, Nor plagues that haunt the rich man?s door, Embittering all his state.
– Horace
He that is ambitious of fame destroys it. He that increaseth not his knowledge diminishes it. He that uses the crown of learning as an instrument of gain will pass away.
– The Talmud
He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle, by a legion.
– Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
He that is cruel to his own will not be cruel to others.
– Vikrant Parsai
He that is down can fall no lower.
– Samuel Butler
He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
– William Shakespeare, Taming of the Shrew
He that is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king.
– Augustine of Hippo
He that is not open to conviction, is not qualified for discussion.
– Richard Whately
He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.
– Biblical Proverb
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that is proud of riches is a fool. For if he is exalted above his neighbors because he has more gold, how much inferior is he to a gold mine.
– Jeremy Taylor
He that is rich will not be called a fool.
– Vikrant Parsai
He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know 't, and he's not robb'd at all.
– William Shakespeare
He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city.
– Book of Proverbs
He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly...
– Book of Proverbs
He that jokes confesses.
– Italian Proverb
He that knows himself, knows others and he that is ignorant of himself, could not write a very profound lecture on other men's heads.
– Charles Caleb Colton
He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones.
– English Proverb
He that lives on hope will die fasting.
– American Proverb
He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that loves the law will get his fill of it.
– Scottish Proverb
He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.
– Dr. Isaac Barrow
He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
– Biblical Proverb
He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser on the morrow than he is today.
– Tryon Edwards
He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
– Thomas Fuller
He that plants trees loves others besides himself.
– English Proverb
He that promises most will perform least.
– Gaelic Proverb
He that rectifies a crooked stick bends it the contrary way, so must he that would reform a vice learn to affect its mere contrary, and in time he shall see the springing blossoms of a happy restoration.
– R Chamberlain
He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
He that seeks trouble never misses.
– French Proverb
He that speaketh against his own reason speaks against his own conscience, and therefore it is certain that no man serves God with a good conscience who serves him against his reason.
– Jeremy Taylor
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
– Charles Caleb Colton
He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so friendly in all other cases, I look upon him as being no better than a raven that watches a weak sheep only to peck out its eyes.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He that will be angry for anything will be angry for nothing.
– Sallust
He that will believe only what he can fully comprehend must have a long head or a very short creed.
– C. C. Colton
He that will give himself to all manner of ways to get money may be rich; so he that lets fly all he knows or thinks may by chance be satirically witty. Honesty sometimes keeps a man from growing rich, and civility from being witty.
– John Selden
He that will learn to pray, let him go to sea.
– George Herbert
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils for time is the greatest innovator.
– Francis Bacon
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator.
– Sir Francis Bacon
He that will not sail till all dangers are over must never put to sea.
– Thomas Fuller
He that would be a leader must be a bridge.
– Welsh Proverb
He that would build lastingly must lay his foundation low. The proud man, like the early shoots of a new-felled coppice, thrusts out full of sap, green in leaves, and fresh in colour, but bruises and breaks with every wind, is nipped with every little cold, and, being top-heavy, is wholly unfit for use. Whereas the humble man retains it in the root, can abide the winter?s killing blast, the ruffling concussions of the wind, and can endure far more than that which appears so flourishing.
– Feltham
He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he knows nor judge all he sees.
– Benjamin Franklin
He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
– Thomas Paine
He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
– Thomas Paine
He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist in our helper.
– Edmund Burke
He then learns that in going down into the secrets of his own mind he has descended into the secrets of all minds.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
He thought others were small; that was his greatness.
– Dejan Stojanovic
He took his key. It turned in the lock to the sounds of Aeolian music. A door opened upon slow hinges, and disclosed a winding stair within. The key vanished from his fingers. Tangle went up. Mossy followed. The door closed behind them. They climbed out of the earth; and, still climbing, rose above it. They were in the rainbow. Far abroad, over ocean and land, they could see through ours transparent walls the earth beneath their get. Stairs beside stairs wound up together, and beautiful beings of all ages climbed along with them. They knew that they were going up to the country whence the shadows fall And by this time I think they must have got there.
– George Mac Donald
He travels safe and not unpleasantly who is guarded by poverty and guided by love.
– Sir P Sidney
He tries to find the exit from himself but there is no door.
– Dejan Stojanovic
He turns all of his injuries into strengths, that which does not kill him makes him stronger, he is superman.
– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
He used to say that it was better to have one friend of great value than many friends who were good for nothing.
– Laertius Diogenes
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than for illumination.
– Andrew Lang
He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he did not question her right to wear it.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
– Jonathan Swift
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven---with a gun.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities.
– Robertson Davies
He was a man, take him for all in all,
I shall not look upon his like again.

– William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 2
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again.
– William Shakespeare
He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
– Unknown
He was a wise man who invented God.
– Plato
He was a wise man who originated the idea of God.
– Euripides
He was an old sock and she was a glass slipper
– William Parsons
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
– Chaucer
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
– Brendan Behan
He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad,
– Rafael Sabatini
He was burned, so he ran into the bamboo grove, but the grove caught fire.
– Punjabi proverb, Translated by Gurinder Singh Mann
He was guilty of nothing, except that he earned his own fortune and never forgot that it was his.
– Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And Brutus is an honorable man.He hath brought many captives home to Rome,Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill.Did this in Caesar seem ambitiousWhen the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept.Ambition should me made of sterner stuff,Yet Brutus says, he was ambitiousAnd Brutus is an honorable man.
– William Shakespeare
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them.
– Charles Kingsley
He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.
– Douglas William Jerrold
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.
– Benjamin Franklin
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
– Black Elk
He was so poor that he couldn’t afford a funeral that’s why he is still alive.
– Vikrant Parsai
He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards.
– G. C. Lichtenberg
he was way too low
– Gilbert Dolwick
He was, first and last, the born fighter, to whom the consciousness of being matched against a great adversary suffices and who can dispense with success. Life for him was an adventure, perilous indeed, but men are not made for safe havens. The fullness of life is in the hazards of life. And, at the worst, there is that in us which can turn defeat into victory.
– Edith Hamilton
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
– William Shakespeare
He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.
– Pierre Corneille
He who angers you conquers you.
– Elizabeth Kenny
He who ashamed of his poverty would be equally proud of his wealth.
– Author Unknown
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
– Chinese Proverb
He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he who never asks a question remains a fool forever.
– Tom J. Connelly
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
– Chinese proverb
He who awaits much can expect little.
– Gabriel García Márquez
He who awakens is conscious in Dreamland.
– Luke Simmons
He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth will proceed by loving his own sect or church better than Christianity, and end in loving himself better than all.
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He who begins many things finishes but few.
– Italian Proverb
He who believes in the fate accepts the collar in his neck!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who believes in the words of a dictator is the king of the fools!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who bestows his goods upon the poor shall have as much again, and ten times more.
– John Bunyan
He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity's sun rise.
– William Blake
He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount higher, must thereafter fall with the greatest loss.
– Niccolo Machiavelli
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
– Seneca
He who boasts of his ancestry praises the merits of another. - Hercules Furens
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He who borrows will have to pay again with shame or loss.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes.
– H. E. Martz
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes."
– H. E. Martz
He who can feel ashamed will not readily do wrong.
– The Talmud
He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead his eyes are closed.
– Albert Einstein
He who can suppress a moment's anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
– Tryon Edwards
He who can't endure the bad will not live to see the good.
– Yiddish Proverb
He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.
– George Bernard Shaw
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
– George Bernard Shaw
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
– Chinese Proverb
He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader.
– Aristotle
He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.
– George Herbert
He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself.
– George Herbert
He who cannot limit himself will never know how to write.
– Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
He who cannot rest, cannot work he who cannot let go, cannot hold on he who cannot find footing, cannot go forward.
– Richard Willard Armour
He who carries out one good deed acquires one advocate in his own behalf, and he who commits one transgression acquires one accuser against himself. Repentance and good works are like a shield against calamity.
– The Talmud
He who carries the word “no” with him will never be poor even when he is old.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who ceases to learn cannot adequately teach.
– Unknown
He who challenges the God in his dying bed is indisputably the most courageous man, but not the cleverest one!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who cherishes the values of culture cannot fail to be a pacifist.
– Albert Einstein
He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determine the end.
– Harry Emerson Fosdick
He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end.
– Harry Emerson Fosdick
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
– Eike von Repkow
He who comes first, eats first. [Familiar as: First come first served.]
– Eike von Repkow
He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have been just in his conclusion, but yet has not been just in his conduct.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not to show a sordid ungenerous spirit. To remind a man of a kindness conferred and to talk of it, is little different from reproach.
– Demosthenes
He who conquers others is strong He who conquers himself is mighty.
– Lao Tzu
He who consistently plans each day will journey successfully through all of life's years.
– Drew Eric Whitman
He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.
– George Orwell
He who controls the past controls the future.
– George Orwell, "Nineteen Eighty-Four"
He who demands mercy and shows none burns the bridges over which he himself must later pass.
– Thomas Adams
He who desires is always poor.
– Claudianus
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
– Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
– William Blake
He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool.
– Albert Camus
He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
He who devises evil for another falls at last into his own pit, and the most cunning finds himself caught by what he had prepared for another. But virtue without guile, erect like the lofty palm, rises with greater vigour when it is oppressed.
– Metastasio
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door.
– Heywood Brown
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
– Anonymous
He who divides and shares is left with the best share.
– Mexican Proverb
He who does good and throw it in the Nile will be rewarded by God in the desert.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who does not attempt to make peace When small discords arise, Is like the bee's hive which leaks drops of honey Soon, the whole hive collapses.
– Siddha Nagarjuna
He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers.
– Charles Peguy
He who does not care for Heaven but is contented where he is, is already in Heaven.
– H Hahn Blavatsky
He who does not desire power is fit to hold it.
– Plato
He who does not have the church as his mother does not have God as his Father.
– Saint Augustine
He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot earn the respect of others.
– Ren G. Torres
He who does not hope to win has already lost.
– Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak.
– Ausonius
He who does not know how to walk cannot climb a ladder.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who does not think too much of himself is much more esteemed than he imagines.
– Goethe
He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.
– Elbert Hubbard
He who does not venture has no luck.
– Mexican Proverb
He who does not walk against the arrows cannot talk about the strength of his shield!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent.
– Karl Kraus
He who doesn't go to temple in bad weather will go to hell when it is fair.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who doesn't risk never gets to drink champagne.
– Assyrian Proverb
He who doesn’t know what life is knows nothing.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who endeavors to serve, to benefit, and improve the world, is like a swimmer, who struggles against a rapid current, in a river lashed into angry waves by the winds. Often they roar over his head, often they beat him back and baffle him. Most men yield to the stress of the current... Only here and there the stout, strong heart and vigorous arms struggle on toward ultimate success.
– Albert Pike
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.
– Michel de Montaigne
He who establishes his argument by noise and command, shows that his reason is weak.
– Michel de Montaigne
He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for the conclusions to be drawn from them, or the advantage to which they can be put, is a philosopher.
– Edward Bulwer-Lytton
He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of incidence, chaos will soon reign.
– Victor Hugo
He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.
– Confucius
He who explains things to an intelligent person need not tire himself out talking.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who fails to question is asking for trouble.
– Paul Aubuchon
He who falls in love with himself, will have no rivals.
– Ben Franklin
He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.
– Napoleon
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because of his fear.
– Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
He who fears something gives it power over him.
– Moorish Proverb
He who fears the Lord, has nothing to fear.
– Jacqueline Job
He who feels no compassion will become insane.
– Hasidic Saying
He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you.
– Friedrich Neitzsche
He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is wont to favor the bold.
– Baltasar Gracian
He who flees will fight again...
– Tertullian
He who formerly was reckless and afterwards became sober brightens up this world like the moon when freed from clouds.
– The Dhammapada
He who frees a bird from its cage is surely a holy person!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice.
– Henry Taylor
He who goes unenvied shall not be admired.
– Aeschylus
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
– Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.

– Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, A Hundred Sayings
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has one enemyShall meet him everywhere.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much.
– Elbert Hubbard
He who has an opinion of his own, but depends on the opinion and tastes of others is a slave.
– Klopstock
He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string.
– Persian Proverb
He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise begin
– Horace
He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
– Horace, Epistles
He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times.
– Johann von Schiller
He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times.
– Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
He who has given satisfaction to the best of his time has lived for ages.
– Schiller
He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man.
– Antoine De Saint-Exupery
He who has great power should use it lightly.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He who has health has hope and he who has hope, has everything.
– Arab Proverb
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him if stronger, spare thyself.
– William Shakespeare
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.
– William Shakespeare
He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him if stronger, spare thyself.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
– Publilius Syrus
He who has more learning than goodness is like a tree with many branches and few roots, which the first wind throws down; whilst he whose works are greater than his knowledge is like a tree with many roots and fewer branches, which all the winds of heaven cannot uproot.
– The Talmud
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
– E.M. Cioran
He who has never failed somewhere. . . that man can not be great.
– Herman Melville
He who has never hoped can never despair.
– George Bernard Shaw
He who has no house of his own is everywhere at home.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who has no shame before the world has no fear before God.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade of lying.
– Michel de Montaigne
He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building.
– Niccolo Machiavelli
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.
– Kahlil Gibran
He who has nothing and wants something is less frustrated than he who has something and wants more.
– Eric Hoffer, True Believer or Theory of leisure class
He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for.
– Moroccan Proverb
He who has spent billions on churches, on mosques and on every kind of sanctuaries is guilty of not giving that money to the science! The path of sanctuary does not lead to God; the path of the faith does not lead to God; only the path of science leads to God! The bridge between man and the unknown God is not worshipping but it is science, only the science!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who has the pepper may season as he lists.
– George Herbert
He who has wealth has friends; he who has wealth has relations; he who has wealth is a hero among the people; he who has wealth is even a sage.
– The Hitopadesa
He who hasn't hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
– John Moore
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
– Mae West
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
– Unknown
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
– James Thurber
He who hurries can not walk with dignity.
– Chinese Proverb
He who ignores discipline despises himself, but whoever heeds correction gains understanding.
– Book of Proverbs
He who influences the thought of his times influences the times that follow.
– Elbert Hubbard
He who is a slave to his stomach seldom worships God.
– Saadi
He who is accustomed to evil is offended by good.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.
– Danish proverb
He who is afraid to die, has already died.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who is always his own counselor will often have a fool for his client.
– Hunter
He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others.
– Epicurus
He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth.
– Spanish Proverb
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
– Chinese Proverb
He who is dying of hunger must be fed rather than taught.
– Saint Thomas Aquinas
He who is everybody’s friend is either very poor or very rich.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who is everywhere is nowhere except God.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who is full of faith and modesty, who shrinks from sin, and is full of learning, who is diligent, unremiss, and full of understanding?he, being replete with these seven things, is esteemed a wise man.
– Burmese Proverb
He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be humiliated; he who has no control over his tongue will often have to face discomfort.
– Hazrat Ali Ibn-e- Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermon and sayings compilation)
He who is honest rarely trusts anybody but who is not, trusts everybody.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time he looks at the object beloved, drawing from it with his eyes and his mind those virtues which it possesses.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won't encounter many rivals.
– G. C. Lichtenberg
He who is in the habit of sitting in the shade will not take an axe to the tree.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who is neither afraid of the wolves nor hurts the lambs, He is called a great man!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his knowledge.
– Richard Whatley
He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.
– Socrates
He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.
– Muhammad Ali
He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who is not grateful for the good things he has won’t be happy with the things he wishes he had.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who is not impatient is not in love.
– Italian Proverb
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
– Michel de Montaigne
He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
– Plato
He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
– Plato
He who is only just is cruel. Who on earth could live were all judged justly
– George Gordon Byron
He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey behind him.
– Dutch Proverb
He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
– Jean Jacques Rousseau
He who is sorrowful can force himself to smile, but he who is glad cannot weep.
– Selma Lagerloef
He who is strung doesn’t need a tongue.
– Volodymyr Knyr
He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father's wisdom than he who has a great deal left him does to his father's care.
– William Penn
He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.
– Aristotle
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
– Albert Einstein
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
– Albert Einstein
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
– Albert Einstein
He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
– Albert Einstein
He who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, but he who destroys a good book kills reason itself.
– John Milton
He who knoweth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, Is like unto one who lighteth a lamp and then shutteth his eyes.
– Siddha Nagarjuna
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
– Lao Tzu
He who knows does not speak.
He who speaks does not know.

– Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
He who knows enough is enough will always have enough.
– Lao Tzu
He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who knows he is confused is not in the worst confusion.
– Chuang-tzu
He who knows how to beg can always leave his money at home.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who knows how to live, knows more than enough.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who knows little quickly tells it.
– Italian Proverb
He who knows no hardships will know no hardihood. He who faces no calamity will need no courage. Mysterious though it is, the characteristics in human nature which we love best grow in a soil with a strong mixture of troubles.
– Harry Emerson Fosdick
He who knows not when he has enough, is poor.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who knows nothing doubts nothing.
– Italian Proverb
He who knows nothing is as blind as him who cannot see.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who knows other men is discerning; he who knows himself is intelligent...
– Laozi
He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened.
– Lao Tzu
He who knows others is wise;
He who know himself is enlightened.

– Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
He who knows quotations can overcome any type of difficulty in life.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
– Lao-Tzu
He who knows that he doesn't know, knows what he needs to know.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who knows the surface of the earth and the topography of a country only through the examination of maps..is like a man who learns the opera of Meyerbeer or Rossini by reading only reviews in the newspapers. The brush of landscape artists Lorrain, Ruysdael, or Calame can reproduce on canvas the sun's ray, the coolness of the heavens, the green of the fields, the majesty of the mountains...but what can never be stolen from Nature is that vivid impression that she alone can and knows how to impart--the music of the birds, the movement of the trees, the aroma peculiar to the place--the inexplicable something the traveller feels that cannot be defined and which seems to awaken in him distant memories of happy days, sorrows and joys gone by, never to return!
– Dr. Jose P. Rizal
He who knows, knows. He who doesn’t know, learns.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who labors diligently need never despair for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
– Menander
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
– Menander
He who labours diligently need never despair. We can accomplish every thing by diligence and labour.
– Menander
He who laughs and loves is always rich; he who sulks and hates is always poor!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
– Bertolt Brecht
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
– Terry Cohen
He who laughs, lasts
– Mary Pettibone Poole
He who laughs, lasts!
– Mary Pettibone Poole
He who learns but does not think, is lost He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
– Confucius
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
– Confucius
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.
– Aeschylus
He who leaves a good name does not die poor.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who leaves and then returns will have a good trip.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan of life for him, has no need of any other faculty than the ape-like one of imitation. He who chooses his plan for himself, employs all his faculties. He must use observation to see, reasoning and judgment to foresee, activity to gather materials for decision, discrimination to decide, and when he has decided, firmness and self-control to hold to his deliberate decision.
– John Stuart Mill, On Liberty, 1859
He who limps is still walking.
– Stanislaw Lec
He who limps still walks.
– Stanislaw Lec
He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun
– Steady Eddy
He who lives in solitude may make his own laws.
– Publilius Syrus
He who lives without folly is not so wise as he imagines.
– Francois De La Rochefoucauld
He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
He who loses faith, loses all.
– Unknown
He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all.
– Henry H. Haskins
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes he who loves no one has no woes.
– Buddha
He who loves a dictator is much more dangerous than the dictator himself.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who loves God cannot endeavor that God should love him in return.
– Baruch Spinoza, The Ethics
He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.
– Lao Tzu
He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a man.
– Hunter S. Thompson
He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.
– Confucius
He who mixes with unclean things becomes unclean himself; he whose associations are pure becomes purer each day.
– The Talmud
He who multiplies riches multiplies cares.
– Benjamin Franklin
He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles.
– Colombian Proverb
He who never goes to your house doesn’t want you in his house.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who never has enough, never has anything.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
– Samuel Smiles
He who observes etiquette but objects to lying is like someone who dresses fashionably but wears no vest.
– Walter Benjamin
He who observes the infinite horizons will see the dangers before others.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
– Victor Hugo
He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair.
– I Ching
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.
– Horace
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
– Samuel Johnson
He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have.
– Don Juan Manuel
He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar.
– Chuang-tzu
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
– Jewish Proverb
He who receives a benefit should never forget it he who bestow should never remember it.
– Pierre Charron
He who receives a benefit should never forget it; he who bestow should never remember it.
– Pierre Charron
He who receives a favour must retain a recollection of it for all time to come; but he who confers should at once forget it, if he is not to show a sordid and ungenerous spirit. To remind a man of a kindness conferred on him, and to talk of it, is little different from a reproach.
– Demosthenes
He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed.
– William James
He who refuses to obey cannot command.
– Kenyan Proverb
He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires and fears is more than a King.
– John Milton
He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and fears is more than a king.
– John Milton
He who requires urging to do a noble act will never accomplish it.
– Kahlil Gibran
He who says he is happy in the desert means he knows where the well is.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who seeks wealth sacrifices his own pleasure, and, like him who carries burdens for others, bears the load of anxiety.
– The Hitopadesa
He who sees the truth, let him proclaim it, without asking who is for it or who is against it.
– Henry George
He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
– Johann von Goethe
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.
– Johann Kaspar Lavater
He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change the face of the world.
– Benjamin Franklin
He who shares the meat is always left with the bone.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.
– Karl Kraus
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
– Seneca
He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup.
– American Proverb
He who speaks the truth often has no ruth.
– Volodymyr Knyr
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
– Confucius
He who stands on his tiptoes does not stand firm...
– Laozi
He who steals in order to give to God can only get advice from the devil.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who stops being better stops being good.
– Oliver Cromwell
He who strikes his father or mother his hand will grow out of the grave.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who studies MA in English Literature but fears the name Shakespeare is one who studies shadow but afraid of its statue.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who survives will see the outcome.
– French Proverb
He who teaches children learns more than they do.
– German Proverb
He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one.
– Alexander Pope
He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one.
– Alexander Pope
He who tells his own secret will hardly keep another’s.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
– Unknown
He who thinks to deceive God has already deceived himself.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his life.
– Sophocles
He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
– Lao Tzu
He who toils with pain will eat with pleasure.
– Chinese
He who tries little of everything accomplishes much of nothing.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
– Raymond Hull
He who undertakes too much seldom succeeds.
– Dutch Proverb
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
– Nigerian Proverb
He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.
– Joan Brannon
He who wants a rose must respect the thorn.
– Persian Proverb
He who wants everything every time will lose everything any time.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who wants to kill a dog says that he has urinated against the mosque.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who wants to make his friend his enemy should lend him some money.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who wears a smile instead of worrying is always the strongest.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
– Confucius
He who will not freely and sadly confess that he is much a fool is all a fool.
– Fuller
He who will not reason is a bigot he who cannot is a fool and he who dares not is a slave.
– Sir William Drummond
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
– Sir William Drummond
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure.
– Johann von Goethe
He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.
– Confucius
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
– M. C. Escher
He who works before dawn will soon be his own master.
– Vikrant Parsai
He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.
– James Allen
He who would be serene and pure needs but one thing, detachment.
– Meister Eckhart
He who would leap high must take a long run.
– Danish proverb
He who would love much has also much to suffer.
– Dr. Jose P. Rizal
He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young, consider that he may one day become old, and remember when he is old, that he has once been young.
– Joseph Addison
He who would rule must hear and be deaf, see and be blind.
– German proverb
He who would teach men to die would at the same time teach them to live.
– Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
He who would travel happily must travel light.
– Antoine De Saint-Exupery
He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler, is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand.
– Constance Naden
He whom the Gods love dies young, while he is in health, has his senses and his judgments sound.
– Plautus
He whose needs are the least will always be the nearest to God.
– Vikrant Parsai
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
– Horace
He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
– Seneca
He will understand when it is too late that it is easier to love.
– Dejan Stojanovic
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
– Horace
He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.
– Confucius
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
– Ogden Nash
He would come in and say he changed his mind -- which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any.
– Mark Twain
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
– Rudyard Kipling
He [Oliver Cromwell] in a furious manner, bid the Speaker leave his chair; told the house That they had sat long enough, unless they had done more good; and that it was not fit they should sit as a parliament any longer, and desired them to go away.
– Oliver Cromwell
He'd talk the leg off a wooden indian.
– Dick Bryce
He's a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can't Percieve And he's a Fool who tries to make such a Blockhead believe.
– William Blake
He's a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over by the Welcome Wagon.
– Red Buttons
He's got to go!
– Rex Hudler
He's happy who, far away from business, like the races of men of old, tills his ancestral fields with his own oxen, unbound by any interest to pay.
– Horace
He's no failure. He's not dead yet.
– William Lloyd George
He's not the finest character that ever lived. But he's a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid.
– Arthur Miller
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
– Hector Hugh Munro
He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
– Edwin W. Edwards
He's the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth, Vermont. -- On Calvin Coolidge
– Clarence Darrow
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
– Unknown
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
– David Frost
He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
– Henry Fielding, "Jonathan Wild"
Heads held high.....
– Kapil Chaulagain
Heads of state are notoriously ill prepared for their mature careers; think of Adolf Hitler (landscape painter), Ho Chi Minh (seaman), and our own Ronald Reagan.
– Barbara Ehrenreich
Heal another's heart and in the process you will heal your own.
– Dan Kelly
Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future.
– Unknown
Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a mater of opportunity.
– Hippocrates
Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
– Hippocrates, Precepts
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
– Quentin Crisp
Health food makes me sick.
– Calvin Trillin
Health is my expected heaven.
– John Keats
Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
– Hannah Green
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
– Thomas Fuller
Health is the greatest gift, contentedness the best riches.
– The Dhammapada
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
– Buddha
Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend. Non-being is the greatest joy.
– The Dhammapada
Health is worth more than learning.
– Thomas Jefferson
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
– Redd Foxx
Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful
– John Wayne
Hear me, four quarters of the world - a relative I am Give me the strength to walk the soft earth, a relative to all that is Give me the eyes to see and the strength to understand, that I may be like you. With your power only can I face the winds.
– Black Elk
Hear me, my chiefs I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.
– Chief Joseph
Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.
– Chief Joseph, on his surrender to Gen. Howard, October 5, 1877
Hear the other side.
– Saint Augustine
Hear the other side.
(Audi Partem Alteram)

– Saint Augustine
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
– John Keats
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
– J. K. Rowling
Heart is the only thing which cannot be stolen without consent.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Hearts are like tapers, which at beauteous eyes Kindle a flame of love that never dies; And beauty is a flame, where hearts, like moths, Offer themselves a burning sacrifice.
– Omar Khayyam
Heartthrobs are a dime a dozen
– Brad Pitt
Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.
– Norman Cousins
Heat and animosity, contest and conflict, may sharpen the wits, although they rarely do; they never strengthen the understanding, clear the perspicacity, guide the judgment, or improve the heart.
– Walter Savage Landor
Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
– Alighieri Dante
Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be a cannibal, of the crusades a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Heaven called . . . we're a match!
– Tom Zegan
Heaven endures and the earth last a long time because they do not live for themselves.
– Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching
Heaven for climate, Hell for company.
– J. M. Barrie
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
– Mark Twain
Heaven grant that the burden you carry may have as easy an exit as it had an entrance. -- Prayer To A Pregnant Woman
– Desiderius Erasmus
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
– William Congreve
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

– William Congreve, The Mourning Bride, 1697, act III scene 8
Heaven is empty and hell is full, wait for me I am also coming there.
– Vikrant Parsai
Heaven is exactly where you are, hell is exactly where you are, now tell me exactly where you are.
– Vikrant Parsai
Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one bothered to ask.
– Billy Graham
Heaven is not the wide blue sky but the place where corporeality is begotten in the house of the Creative.
– Lu Yen
Heaven is such that all who have lived well, of whatever religion, have a place there.
– Emanuel Swedenborg, From the book "Divine Providence" #330
Heaven is where the reasonable people are!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Heaven means to be one with God.
– Confucius
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
– Andrew Jackson
Heaven without love : what a hell.
– Charles de LEUSSE
Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : voilà ce qu'est l'enfer)
– Charles de LEUSSE
Heaven-born, the soul a heavenward course must hold beyond the world she soars the wise man, I affirm, can find no rest in that which perishes, nor will he lend his heart to ought that doth time depend.
– Michelangelo Buonarroti
Heaven?s gate is narrow and minute,* It cannot be perceived by foolish men, Blinded by vain illusions of the world. E?en the clear-sighted, who discern the way And seek to enter, find the portal barred And hard to be unlocked. Its massive bolts Are pride and passion, avarice and lust.
– Mahabharata
Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds.
– Dejan Stojanovic
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
– Lord Kelvin
Heed not the flatterer?s fulsome talk, He from thee hopes some trifle to obtain; Thou wilt, shouldst thou his wishes baulk, Ten hundred times as much of censure gain.
– Sa?di
Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
– Karl Marx
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
– George Bernard Shaw
Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time
– Old School
Heirlooms we don't have in our family. But stories we've got.
– Rose Cherin
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
– John Milton, Paradise Lost
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
– Milton Friedman
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
– Dick Gregory
Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscrib'd one self place; for where we are is Hell, and where Hell is, there must we ever be.
– Christopher Marlowe
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
– Robert Frost
Hell is a hell of a lie! God is not a torturer!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned.
– George Bernard Shaw
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
– George Bernard Shaw
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
– George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) act 3
Hell is God's great compliment to the reality of human freedom and the dignity of human choice.
– Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Hell is of this world and there are men who are unhappy escapees from hell, escapees destined ETERNALLY to reenact their escape.
– Antonin Artaud
Hell is other people.
– Jean-Paul Sartre
Hell is out of fashion -- institutional hells at any rate. The populated infernos of the 20th century are more private affairs, the gaps between the bars are the sutures of one's own skull. A valid hell is one from which there is a possibility of redemption, even if this is never achieved, the dungeons of an architecture of grace whose spires point to some kind of heaven. The institutional hells of the present century are reached with one-way tickets, marked Nagasaki and Buchenwald, worlds of terminal horror even more final than the grave.
– J. G. Ballard
Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
– William M. Holden
Hell is paved with great granite blocks hewn from the hearts of those who said, I can do no other.
– Heywood Broun
Hell is truth seen too lateduty neglected in its season.
– Tryon Edwards
Hell means torture; torture means badness. Goodness cannot create or produce badness. Hell does not belong to God; it has been invented by the horrific and sick minded people.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which there must be some) could set up a heat engine to run a refrigerator to cool off a portion of their surroundings to any desired temperature.
– Henry Albert Ben, _The Second Law_
Hell's afloat in lover's tears.
– Dorothy Rothschild Parker
Hell, Madame, is to love no longer.
– Georges Bernanos
Hell, there are no rules here, we are trying to accomplish something.
– Thomas Edison
Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something.
– Thomas Alva Edison
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!
– Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
Hello my little sunny it is money that begets money.
– Vikrant Parsai
Hello seeker Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute.
– Firesign Theatre
Hello, everybody. Welcome to Kiner's Corner. This is....uh. I'm...uh
– Ralph Kiner
Hello, I Must Be Going
– Groucho Marx
Hello," he lied.
– Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood agent
Help a man against his will and you do the same as murder him.
– Horace
Help is not in the sky, help is within you, in your mind; help is your reason! Turn your face to your reason not to the sky!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders.
– Bob Moawad
Help thyself, and God will help thee.
– Jean de La Fontaine
Help your brother; and as regards helping, everyone is your brother!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Helped are those who create anything at all, for they shall relive the thrill of their own conception.
– Alice Walker
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword.
– Robert Burton
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword.
(Hinc Gham Sit Calmus Saevior Ense Patet)

– Robert Burton
Hence that general is skilful in attack whose opponent does not know what to defend; and he is skilful in defense whose opponent does not know what to attack.
– Sun Tzu
Hence, a devout Christian must avoid astrologers and all impious soothsayers, especially when they tell the truth, for fear of leading his soul into error by consorting with demons and entangling himself with the bonds of such association.
– Saint Augustine
Henry glanced hastily at the mirror. Yes, he did look rather old. He must have overdone some of the lines on his forehead. He looked something between a youngish centenarian and a nonagenarian who had seen a good deal of trouble.
– P. G. Wodehouse
Henry James chews more than he bites off.
– Mrs Henry Adams (c. 1880)
Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.
– Wilfred Sheed
Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.
– William Faulkner
Henry James would have been vastly improved as a novelist by a few whiffs of the Chicago stockyard.
– H. L. Mencken
Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty.
– Oscar Wilde
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles DeGaulle and Disraeli, but I didn't. . .out of respect for DeGaulle and Disraeli. I described him as a cowboy because thats how he described himself. If I were a cowboy I would be offended.
– Oriana Fallaci
Her children arise up, and call her blessed.
– Book of Proverbs
Her eyes are homes of silent prayers.
– Alfred Lord Tennyson
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
– Paulette Bates Alden
Her Love cuts through my heart so fats that its pain is also enjoyable, that's how sharp her love is for me (Tshegofatso Mosuwe)
– Benjamin Mqxekwa
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
– Pauline Kael
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
– James Thurber
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
– Peter Ustinov
Her voice is full of money.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Heraclitus says you cannot step into the same river twice. We can also say that the same river cannot touch us twice!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Here are the Ten Commandments for a writer: Create, Create, Create, Create, Create, Create...
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Here at lastWe shall be freethe Almighty hath not builtHere for his envy, will not drive us henceHere we may reign secure, and in my choiceTo reign is worth ambition though in HellBetter to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
– John Milton
Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again his stage, and Chaucer paints anew his age.
– John Greenleaf Whittier
Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.
– Dwight D Eisenhower
Here is a good principle: If need be, give up your principles!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Here is a good reply of a clever horse to the man who tries to ride and control it: Throwing him into the air!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Here is a good revolution in conscious and a good salvation formula for mankind: Get rid of religion, keep the God!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Here is a great body of our Jewish citizens from whom have sprung men of genius in every walk of our varied life; men who have conceived of its ideals with singular clearness; and led enterprises with sprit & sagacity... They are not Jews in America, they are American citizens.
– Woodrow Wilson
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't.
– Richard Bach
Here is an artificial city which has been pumped up under forced draught, inflated like a balloon, stuffed with rural humanity like a goose with corn...endeavoring to eat up this too rapid avalanche of anthropoids, the sunshine metropolis heaves and strains, sweats and becomes pop-eyed, like a young boa constrictor trying to swallow a goat. It has never imparted an urban character to its incoming population for the simple reason that it has never had any character to impart. On the other hand, the place has the manners, culture and general outlook of a huge country village.
– Morrow Mayo
Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt... We shall not fail or falter we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job.
– Winston Churchill
Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt... We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job.
– Sir Winston Churchill, Radio speech, 1941
Here is the basic rule for winning success. Let's mark it in the mind and remember it. The rule is: Success depends on the support of other people. The only hurdle between you and what you want to be in is the support of other people.
– David J. Schwartz
Here is the best wish for the new year: Let there be more freedom of thought throughout the world! Fields need rain; truths need freedom of thought!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Here is the biggest truth about the Universal Order: There is no order!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Here is the fate of the man: To appear and to disappear!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Here is the secret of inspiration: Tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
– William Feather
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished if you're alive, it isn't.
– Richard Bach
Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of chaos left, never a stitch nor an end, not a mark of haste, or botching, or second thought; but the theory of the world is a thing of shreds and patches.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Here lies poet Goldsmith, for shortness called Noll, Who wrote like an Angel, but talked like poor Poll
– David Garrick
Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely.
– Walt Whitman
Here stand I. I can do no other.
– Martin Luther
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, 'Hey, has anybody seen my raisins' (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa Whoa' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.
– John Madden
Here's a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
– Tallulah Bankhead
Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve something that stings you, then laughs at you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
– Jay Leno
Here's the rule for bargains: Do other men, for they would do you. That's the true business precept.
– Charles Dickens
Here's to you ,as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am.
– Scottish Proverb
Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.
– Kurt Vonnegut, Cold Turkey
Here, the churches seemed to shrink away into eroding corners. They seem to have ceased to be essential parts of American life. They no longer give life. It is the huge buildings of commerce and trade which now align the people to attention. These in their massive manner of steel and stone say, Come unto me all ye who labor, and we will give you work.
– Seán O'Casey
Here, with whitened hair, desires failing, strength ebbing out of him, with the sun gone down and with only the serenity and the calm warning of the evening star left to him, he drank to Life, to all it had been, to what it was, to what it would be. Hurrah!
– Seán O'Casey
Hereafter, in a better world than this,
I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.

– William Shakespeare, "As You Like It", Act 1 scene 2
Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
– William Shakespeare
Hereditary honors are a noble and a splendid treasure to descendants.
– Plato
Heredity is a strong factor, even in architecture. Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.
– E. B. White
Hero-cults complicate everything in a Sacred Band.
– Chris Morris
Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.
– Henry David Thoreau
Heroes who shed their blood and lost their lives! You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace. There is no difference between the Johnnies and Mehmets to us where they lie side by side here in this country of ours. You, the mothers, who sent their sons from far away countries wipe away your tears; your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. After having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well.
– M.K. Ataturk
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
– Will Rogers
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!
– Albert Einstein
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them
– Albert Einstein
Hey babyI only got one thing to say to you, you know what that is? I don't like the tone of your voice!
– Tom Everett
Hey Pilgrim, you forgot your pop-gun
– John Wayne
Hey you! Look down. Your stupid is showing.
– Ingrid Weir
Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It's brain waves surfing on synaptic junctions. If your radio can go out because of sun spots, why can't your cerebellum It's all a matter of reception and it seems to me these signals are going to get crossed somehow. It's all logical.
– Andrew Schneider
Hey…Pilgrim, You're Gonna Need A Couple Of Stitches
– John Wayne

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