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I believe you can have whatever you really want in this life, in one form or another, sooner or later. All you have to do is take care of your health and be lucky enough to live for a while. But you can't have it all at once and you can't have it forever. No life has the room for everything in it, not on the same day.
– Barbara Sher
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life
– Child Age 15
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class.
– Abraham Lincoln
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
– Abraham Lincoln
I believe, with abiding conviction, that this people-nurtured by their deep faith, tutored by their hard lessons, moved by their high aspirations-have the will to meet the trials that these times impose.
– Lyndon B. Johnson
I belong to an ancient, idle, wild, and useless tribe... I am a storyteller.
– Isak Dinesen, (Karen Blixen)
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
– Will Rogers
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.
– Oliver Cromwell
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, 'If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.' Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes Hey, better try the emergency brake
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, 'Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
– Child Age 13
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
– Marvin Minsky
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye pokings to fellow Vikings and lady Vikings.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.
– Will Rogers
I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself.
– Terence
I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ's fingers, and that He casteth sugar among them and casteth in some ounce withts of heaven and of the spirit of glory in our cup.
– Samual Rutherford
I both love and do not love and am mad and not mad.
– Anacreon
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
– Steven Wright
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week...to remind me how fragile life is.
– Andy Warhol
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring.
– Liz Armbruster

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