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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
– Child Age 13
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
– Marvin Minsky
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye pokings to fellow Vikings and lady Vikings.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.
– Will Rogers
I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself.
– Terence
I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ's fingers, and that He casteth sugar among them and casteth in some ounce withts of heaven and of the spirit of glory in our cup.
– Samual Rutherford
I both love and do not love and am mad and not mad.
– Anacreon
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
– Demetri Martin
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
– Steven Wright
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week...to remind me how fragile life is.
– Andy Warhol
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring.
– Liz Armbruster
I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
– Richard Milhous Nixon
I buy when other people are selling.
– J. Paul Getty
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
– Menander
I call architecture frozen music.
– Johann von Goethe
I call that a scumhead.
– James Joyce, "Finnegans Wake"
I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, and receives new truth as an angel from Heaven.
– Woody Allen
I call the discourse of power any discourse that engenders blame, hence guilt, in its recipient.
– Roland Barthes
I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete.
– Ronald Reagan
I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete.
– Ronald Reagan
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
– Paul Tsongas, campaigning in New Hampshire

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