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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
– Mark Twain
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be--a christian.
– Mark Twain
If Christianity is pessimistic as to man, it is optimistic as to human destiny. Well, I can say that, pessimistic as to human destiny, I am optimistic as to man.
– Albert Camus
If Christians would really live according to the teachings of Christ, as found in the Bible, all of India would be Christian today.
– Mahatma Gandhi
If church prelates, past or present, had even an inkling of physiology they'd realize that what they term this inner ugliness creates and nourishes the hearing ear, the seeing eye, the active mind, and energetic body of man and woman, in the same way that dirt and dung at the roots give the plant its delicate leaves and the full-blown rose.
– Seán O'Casey
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
– Arthur Goldberg
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
– Larry Leissner
If conquerors be regarded as the engine-drivers of History, then the conquerors of thought are perhaps the pointsmen who, less conspicuous to the traveler's eye, determine the direction of the journey.
– Arthur Koestler
If courage wasn't a standard result of aging, it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well.
– Lawana Blackwell
If courage will cause your death, do not hesitate a second to be coward! Existenz Über Alles!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be.
– Councilman John Bowman commenting on the high crime in Washington
If Cupid misses the heart, he touches the body fatally. (Si Cupidon rate le cœur, Il touche mortellement le corps)
– Charles de LEUSSE
If Cupidon your heart miss, deadly your body is. (Si cupidon rate le coeur, Il touche mortellement le corps)
– Charles de LEUSSE
If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now.
– Larry Wright
If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art of inserting them.
– Unknown
If decade after decade the truth cannot be told, each person's mind begins to roam irretrievably. One's fellow countrymen become harder to understand than Martians.
– Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
– Abraham Lincoln
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
– Betty Naomi Friedan
If doctors ever tell you that you've 'flipped out,' don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me 'the Man' is behind this.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If dogs could start talking to man, I don’t think God would send them on earth.
– Vikrant Parsai
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andrew A. Rooney
If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Diana Black
If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve.
– William Tecumseh Sherman
If each one does their duty as an individual and if each one works in their own proper vocation, it will be right with the whole.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
– John Maynard Keynes

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