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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. – Anatole France
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where. – Anonymous
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where. – Anonymous
If Gillette put a One after it's name it would be Gillette One. – Tom Zegan
If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. – St. Francis of Assisi
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. – Voltaire
If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does exist that there is a supreme intelligence, an immense power, an admirable order, and everything teaches us our own dependence on it. – Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him. – Voltaire
If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If God ever chooses a house to live on earth, it will be the House of Science, not the House of Religion! – Mehmet Murat ildan
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. – George Winters
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain? – Claire Boothe Luce
If God is playing hide and seek with us, I must confess that I am quite bored with this childish game! – Mehmet Murat ildan
If God is the master of the universe, then what are we? The slaves of the universe? If so, let each man become proud Spartacus! – Mehmet Murat ildan
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that's Okay, he's God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite. – Dennis McKinsey
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. – Jewish Proverb
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks
If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself. – Alexandre Dumas, fils
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked. – George Gilder
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. – Cher
If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again. – Mary Beth Danielson
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws. – Edward Abbey
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price. – Author Unknown

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