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If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art of inserting them.
– Unknown
If decade after decade the truth cannot be told, each person's mind begins to roam irretrievably. One's fellow countrymen become harder to understand than Martians.
– Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
– Abraham Lincoln
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
– Betty Naomi Friedan
If doctors ever tell you that you've 'flipped out,' don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me 'the Man' is behind this.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If dogs could start talking to man, I don’t think God would send them on earth.
– Vikrant Parsai
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andrew A. Rooney
If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Diana Black
If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve.
– William Tecumseh Sherman
If each of us hires people smaller than we are, we shall become a company of dwarfs.
– David Ogilvy
If each one does their duty as an individual and if each one works in their own proper vocation, it will be right with the whole.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
– John Maynard Keynes
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor.
– Nikola Tesla, New York Times, October 19, 1931
If education is always to be conceived along the same antiquated lines of a mere transmission of knowledge, there is little to be hoped from it in the bettering of man's future. For what is the use of transmitting knowledge if the individual's total development lags behind?
– Maria Montessori
If either man or woman would realize that the full power of personal beauty, it must be by cherishing noble thoughts and hopes and purposes; by having something to do and something to live for that is worthy of humanity, and which, by expanding and symmetry to the body which contains it.
– Upham
If emptiness is empty, how can something be borne or awaken from it?
– Dejan Stojanovic
If emptiness is endless, then everything rests in emptiness.
– Dejan Stojanovic
If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such, the path of error is the path of truth.
– Hans Reichenbach
If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favor of sneaking out on tiptoe without disturbing the party.
– Dag Hammarskjöld
If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was Jesus. Yet he did not stay away form the church of his day. It was his custom to go to the synagogue on the Sabbath, and he made many trips to the temple.
– R. Brokhoff
If ever an error had 'F' written on it, that grounder did.
– Jerry Coleman
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
– Anne Bradstreet
If every age has its own characteristic doctrine, there are a thousand signs which point to Fascism as the characteristic doctrine of our time.
– Benito Mussolini, The Political and Social Doctrine of Fascism, 1935
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just keep growing.
– Gail Sheehy
If everybody is looking for it, then nobody is finding it. If we were cultured, we would not be conscious of lacking culture. We would regard it as something natural and would not make so much fuss about it. And if we knew the real value of this word we would be cultured enough not to give it so much importance.
– Pablo Picasso

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