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If I see so much as a sampan, I'll sink it.
– William F. Halsey
If I should die, I have left no immortal work behind me - nothing to make my friends proud of my memory - but I have loved the principle of beauty in all things, and if I had had time I would have made myself remembered.
– John Keats, Letter to Fanny Brawne, Feb 1820 - died 1 year later
If I should die, think only this of me: that there's some corner of a foreign field that is for ever England.
– Rupert Brooke
If I should die, think only this of me:That theres some corner of a foreign fieldThat is for ever England.
– Rupert Brooke
If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
– Robert Francis Kennedy
If I smile through the pain will it hurt you as much as it hurts me?
– Amanda Madden
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
– D. L. Moody
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I assure you that it's quite conscious.
– Kingman Brewster, Jr.
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I can assure you that it's quite conscious.
– Frank Boyden
If I tell you the truth, you won't be happy. If I make you happy, it won't be the truth.
– Agathon
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
– Angelina Jolie
If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn't be sleeping in this house tonight. (When asked about continued presence of Soviet nuclear submarines along US coastlines)
– Ronald Reagan
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
– Samuel Goldwyn
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into disbanding, I could sort of slip off to the side and pretend I was window-shopping or something.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, 'Injection I thought you said inspection'.' They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. 'Wait a minute I thought WE won'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else.
– Tom Zegan
If I were a toy, I would be a Rubik's Cube since I am from the 80's and have a very colorful personality. I am complex, challenging, complicated, sometimes frustrating but oh so pleasurable when u figure me out!
– Jay Abiona
If I were a toy, I would be a Rubin's Cube since I am from the 80's and have a very colorful personality. I am complex, challenging, complicated, sometimes frustrating but oh so pleasurable when u figure me out!
– Jay Abiona
If I were a writer, how I would enjoy being told the novel is dead. How liberating to work in the margins, outside a central perception. You are the ghoul of literature. Lovely.
– Don DeLillo
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.
– Ann Landers
If I were dying, my last words would be, Have faith and pursue the unknown end.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom, but nobody beats me.'
– Leo Durocher
If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth -- and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago.
– Steve Jobs

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