Found 1,999 quotes starting with IF:


If it bleeds, you can kill it
– Predator
If it can be dreamed, it can be done.
– Walt Disney, Inauguration day of Disney World
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than truth itself.
– John Milton
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. (on his daughter, Princess Anne)
– Prince Phillip
If it had got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies, but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. (commenting on Chinese eating habits at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund coference)
– Prince Phillip
If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had not been satisfied with their conditions, you would still be living in caves. Intelligent discontent is the mainspring of civilization. Progress is born of agitation. It is agitation or stagnation.
– Eugene V. Debs
If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform.
– Barbara Adams
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
– Marcus Aurelius
If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak it not.
– Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.
– Marquis de Sade
If it is to be, it is up to me.
– Unknown
If it is too good to be is probably a fraud.
– Ron Weber
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
– Lynda Barry
If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)
– Ingrid Weir
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
– John Barrymore
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
– Frank Lloyd Wright
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
– Douglas Noel Adams
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.
– Frederick Buechner
If it sounds good, you'll hear it If it looks good, you'll see it If it's marketed right, you'll buy it but if it's real, you'll feel it.
– Kid Rock
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
– Dennis Roch
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
– Woody Allen
If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.
– Dicky Barrett
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
– Brendan Behan
If it wasn't for Lucy, I wouldn't be alive.
– Henry the Octopus
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly.
– William Shakespeare

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