Found 2,089 quotes starting with IF:

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
– Abraham LincolnRate it:
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
– Abraham LincolnRate it:
If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers.
– Frederick II of PrussiaRate it:
If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere
– Marilyn MonroeRate it:
If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people -- including me -- would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.
– Hunter S. ThompsonRate it:
If I'm a star, then the people made me a star.
– Marilyn MonroeRate it:
If I'm ever in a war, I'll shoot a water gun at the enemy and hope they realize how stupid the whole idea of war is. And when they are thinking about it, I'll throw a grenade at them.
– Jack Handey Deep ThoughtsRate it:
If I've got correct goals, and if I keep pursuing them the best way I know how, everything else falls into line. If I do the right thing right, I'm going to succeed.
– Dan DierdorfRate it:
If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
– Charles BarkleyRate it:
If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they don't know about economics.
– Luther H. HodgesRate it:
If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse, you may be dead.
– Frank Gelett BurgessRate it:
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
– Kahlil GibranRate it:
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
– George MacDonaldRate it:
If it bleeds, you can kill it
– PredatorRate it:
If it can be dreamed, it can be done.
– Walt Disney, Inauguration day of Disney WorldRate it:
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than truth itself.
– John MiltonRate it:
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. (on his daughter, Princess Anne)
– Prince PhillipRate it:
If it doesn't kill you or someone else its not a problem, just one of lifes hiccups
– Paul DeanRate it:
If it had got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies, but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. (commenting on Chinese eating habits at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund coference)
– Prince PhillipRate it:
If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had not been satisfied with their conditions, you would still be living in caves. Intelligent discontent is the mainspring of civilization. Progress is born of agitation. It is agitation or stagnation.
– Eugene V. DebsRate it:
If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform.
– Barbara AdamsRate it:
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
– Marcus AureliusRate it:
If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak it not.
– Marcus Aurelius AntoninusRate it:
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.
– Marquis de SadeRate it:
If it is to be, it is up to me.
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