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If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)
– Ingrid Weir
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If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
– John Barrymore
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If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
– Frank Lloyd Wright
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
– Douglas Noel Adams
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If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.
– Frederick Buechner
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If it should turn out that the basic logics of a machine designed for the numerical solution of differential equations coincide with the logics of a machine intended to make bills for a department store, I would regard this as the most amazing coincidence I have ever encountered.
– Howard H. Aiken
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If it sounds good, you'll hear it If it looks good, you'll see it If it's marketed right, you'll buy it but if it's real, you'll feel it.
– Kid Rock
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If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
– Dennis Roch
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
– Woody Allen
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If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.
– Dicky Barrett
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If it was easy. Every one would be doing it.
– Janet clark
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If it was not absolutely necessary, it was the foolishest thing ever done.
– William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
– Brendan Behan
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If it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one of your family, none of your children or relations, will remain alive for more than two years. They will be killed by the Russian people.
– Grigori Rasputin
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If it wasn't for Lucy, I wouldn't be alive.
– Henry the Octopus
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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly.
– William Shakespeare
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If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so.
– Phyllis Chesler
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If it were not for hope, the heart would break.
– Thomas Fuller
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If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
– Erich Fromm
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If it were not for injustice, men would not know justice.
– Heraclitus
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
– La Rochefoucauld
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If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
– Nicolas Chamfort
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
– George Ade
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If it were not somewhat fanciful to suppose that every human excellence is presented, as it were, in one kind of being, we might believe that the whole treasure of morality and order is enshrined in the female character.
– Wilhelm von Humboldt
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If it were possible to have a life absolutely free from every feeling of sin, what a terrifying vacuum it would be!
– Cesare Pavese
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