Found 2,071 quotes starting with IF:


If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform.
– Barbara Adams
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
– Marcus Aurelius
If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak it not.
– Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.
– Marquis de Sade
If it is to be, it is up to me.
– Unknown
If it is too good to be is probably a fraud.
– Ron Weber
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
– Lynda Barry
If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)
– Ingrid Weir
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
– John Barrymore
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
– Frank Lloyd Wright
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
– Douglas Noel Adams
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.
– Frederick Buechner
If it sounds good, you'll hear it If it looks good, you'll see it If it's marketed right, you'll buy it but if it's real, you'll feel it.
– Kid Rock
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
– Dennis Roch
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
– Woody Allen
If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.
– Dicky Barrett
If it was easy. Every one would be doing it.
– Janet clark
If it was not absolutely necessary, it was the foolishest thing ever done.
– William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
– Brendan Behan
If it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one of your family, none of your children or relations, will remain alive for more than two years. They will be killed by the Russian people.
– Grigori Rasputin
If it wasn't for Lucy, I wouldn't be alive.
– Henry the Octopus
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly.
– William Shakespeare
If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so.
– Phyllis Chesler
If it were not for hope, the heart would break.
– Thomas Fuller
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
– Erich Fromm

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