Found 2,236 quotes starting with IF:

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. (on his daughter, Princess Anne)
– Prince PhillipRate it:
If it doesn't kill you or someone else its not a problem, just one of lifes hiccups
– Paul DeanRate it:
If it had got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies, but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. (commenting on Chinese eating habits at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund coference)
– Prince PhillipRate it:
If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had not been satisfied with their conditions, you would still be living in caves. Intelligent discontent is the mainspring of civilization. Progress is born of agitation. It is agitation or stagnation.
– Eugene V. DebsRate it:
If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform.
– Barbara AdamsRate it:
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
– Marcus AureliusRate it:
If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak it not.
– Marcus Aurelius AntoninusRate it:
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.
– Marquis de SadeRate it:
If it is to be, it is up to me.
– UnknownRate it:
If it is too good to be is probably a fraud.
– Ron WeberRate it:
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
– Lynda BarryRate it:
If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)
– Ingrid WeirRate it:
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
– John BarrymoreRate it:
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
– Frank Lloyd WrightRate it:
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
– Douglas Noel AdamsRate it:
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.
– Frederick BuechnerRate it:
If it should turn out that the basic logics of a machine designed for the numerical solution of differential equations coincide with the logics of a machine intended to make bills for a department store, I would regard this as the most amazing coincidence I have ever encountered.
– Howard H. AikenRate it:
If it sounds good, you'll hear it If it looks good, you'll see it If it's marketed right, you'll buy it but if it's real, you'll feel it.
– Kid RockRate it:
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
– Dennis RochRate it:
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
– Woody AllenRate it:
If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.
– Dicky BarrettRate it:
If it was easy, our competitors would have already done it.
– Dan VanderPylRate it:
If it was easy. Every one would be doing it.
– Janet clarkRate it:
If it was not absolutely necessary, it was the foolishest thing ever done.
– William Lamb, 2nd Viscount MelbourneRate it:
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
– Brendan BehanRate it:

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