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If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
– Barbara Colorose
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
– Isaac Asimov
If knowledge is my God, doubt would be my religion.
– Kedar Joshi
If knowledge is power, then people knowledge is the ultimate power.
– Med Jones
If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant; if what is said is not what is meant, then what must be done remains undone; if this remains undone, morals and art will deteriorate; if justice goes astray, the people will stand about in helpless confusion. Hence there must be no arbitrariness in what is said. This matters above everything.
– Confucius
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
– Calvin Trillin
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.
– Aristotle
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
– George Orwell
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.
– Anthony J. D'Angelo
If life indeed is a stage, then how can we act our parts if we can't read our script
– Vu Quyen
If life is an evolving process, then consistent change is the only resolving mechanism to problematic cases.
– Anuj Somany
If life is merely an illusion what can her truth be?
– Sorin Cerin
If life isn't about humanity, then tell me what it's about, because I'd love to know".
– Orlando Bloom
If life was all about preparing for the worst.... We won't be prepared for anything
– Siddharth Astir
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
– Johnny Carson
If life was perfect...... There would be nothing worth living for!!!
– Siddharth Astir
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'
– John Cleese
If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.
– A. P. Gouthey
If literature isn't everything, it's not worth a single hour of someone's trouble.
– Jean-Paul Sartre
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
– Tom Robbins
If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
– Russell P. Askue
If love and death did not exist, tears would not exist as well!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If Love be rough with you, be rough with Love, prick Love for pricking, and you beat Love down.
– William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 2
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question
– Edith Ann

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