Found 2,100 quotes starting with IF:


If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
– Brendan Behan
If it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one of your family, none of your children or relations, will remain alive for more than two years. They will be killed by the Russian people.
– Grigori Rasputin
If it wasn't for Lucy, I wouldn't be alive.
– Henry the Octopus
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly.
– William Shakespeare
If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so.
– Phyllis Chesler
If it were not for hope, the heart would break.
– Thomas Fuller
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
– Erich Fromm
If it were not for injustice, men would not know justice.
– Heraclitus
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
– La Rochefoucauld
If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
– Nicolas Chamfort
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
– George Ade
If it were not somewhat fanciful to suppose that every human excellence is presented, as it were, in one kind of being, we might believe that the whole treasure of morality and order is enshrined in the female character.
– Wilhelm von Humboldt
If it were possible to have a life absolutely free from every feeling of sin, what a terrifying vacuum it would be!
– Cesare Pavese
If it were possible to talk to the unborn, one could never explain to them how it feels to be alive, for life is washed in the speechless real.
– Jacques Martin Barzun
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
– Phyllis Diller
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
– Joe Martin
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
– Johnny Carson
If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.
– Unknown
If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
– Grace Murray Hopper
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
– George Burns
If it's meant to be it's up to me.
– Terri Gulick
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
– Robert A. Heinlein
If its individual citizens, to a man, are to be believed, it always is depressed, and always is stagnated, and always is at an alarming crisis, and never was otherwise; though as a body, they are ready to make oath upon the Evangelists, at any hour of the day or night, that it is the most thriving and prosperous of all countries on the habitable globe.
– Charles Dickens
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
– Henry Elliot
If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
– Todd Akin

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