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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
– Ogden Nash
If you don’t belong to any religion, then you must be the suspect.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t fail to try, you can’t fail to win.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t feel jealousy, then you are not in love.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t have any enemies, then you are not as wise as you think.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t honor your wife, you also dishonor yourself.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t like an idea, put another idea against it! If you use your fist against an idea that you don’t like, you only prove how horribly primitive you are!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you don’t like dogs, you don’t like people; if you don’t love dogs, you don’t trust people.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t make mistakes, you are not wise; you are a fool.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t plant, you get nothing but weeds.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you don’t trust either the captain or the ship, there remains only one thing for safety: Trusting the storm!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
– Dean Martin
If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.
– Ruby Manikan
If you end your training now — if you choose the quick and easy path as Vader did — you will become an agent of evil.
– Yoda
If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.
– Michael Jackson
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules First, calm down second, come over and wash my car third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever get a high official position in your country, you must see the interests of the humanity much more important than the interests of your own country; only then you will deserve to be called a great man!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you ever have to support a flagging conversation, introduce the topic of eating.
– James Henry Leigh Hunt

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