Found 2,096 quotes starting with IF:


If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it through.
– Author Unknown
If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life.
– Kwan-Tzu
If you give an audience a chance they will do half your acting for you.
– Katharine Hepburn
If you give away what you have, you will not yearn for what you see.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you give me rice, I’ll eat today; if you teach me how to grow rice, you’ll never see me again.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you give the poor wool today, God you will have a sheep tomorrow.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
– Bruce Barton
If you glorify God at all times. Then, he (God) will surely/eventually gratify you in return.
– Emeasoba George
If you go down in history, don't take it too seriously because time will come and there will even be no more history, just nothingness!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
– Joseph Farrell
If you go into what I call a bubble boom, every bubble bursts.
– Margaret Hilda Thatcher
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
– Sir Winston Churchill
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife Trust me, it's not.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go to a desert, you will hear this mysterious voice: Be wise, protect your forests!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you go to bed hungry, you will wake up without having slept.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you go too near your relatives, they will not respect you.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you go with the flow you'll eventually end up over the waterfall.
– Adam R. Gwizdala
If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
– Brendan Francis
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you had it all to do over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
– Author Unknown
If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have a more active contagion that you have in your tempers, tastes, and principles. Simply to be in this world, whatever you are, is to exert an influence, compared with which mere language and persuasion are feeble.
– Horace Bushnell
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
– Wayne Knight

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