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If you go too near your relatives, they will not respect you.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you go with the flow you'll eventually end up over the waterfall.
– Adam R. Gwizdala
If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
– Brendan Francis
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you had it all to do over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
– Author Unknown
If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have a more active contagion that you have in your tempers, tastes, and principles. Simply to be in this world, whatever you are, is to exert an influence, compared with which mere language and persuasion are feeble.
– Horace Bushnell
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
– Wayne Knight
If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how warm they kept the head, you'd probably put the flat-top down near the bottom. But you know, I bet it's surprisingly warm.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you happen to come across your lost loved one, use this time your brain instead of heart.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
– Hermann Hesse
If you have a beautiful view, you don’t need a good wine to feel dizzy.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a body, you are an athlete.
– Bill Bowerman
If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you can steer youeself in any direction you choose.
– Dr. Seuss
If you have a choice to play it safe or make a mistake.Take into consideration if you can afford the mistake.
– Brandon A. Trean
If you have a complex life, make it simple; if you have a simple life, continue it that way!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a dog and you love him too much, then some day you will have to bark yourself.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have a fallback plan, you will fall back.
– Nedra Carroll
If you have a fish intelligence, you will be easily trapped in the net.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a footprint, be happy, because it means that you aren’t a shadow!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a friend who is a doctor, then send him to your enemy’s house.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you have a guru, leave him; if you don't have, get one. In other words, keep changing your gurus! Ocean's wisdom comes from knowing many ships and many fishes, many storms and many waves!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.
– Warren Buffett
If you have a job without aggravation, you don't have a job.
– Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.
– Malcolm Forbes
If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
– Howard Gossage

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