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If a street has a spirit, no matter how narrow it is, we can breathe comfortably over there.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way.
– Gurdjieff
If a supernatural power tries to make you a saint or an emperor, refuse it, because the greatest beauty of life hides in having no position whatsoever! Positionless is the best position!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a thing goes without saying -- let it.
– Jacob Braude
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
– G.K. Chesterton
If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
– Pierre Beaumarchais
If a thing which is believed by billions is against the reason and not supported by the science, it is a great honour not to be amongst those billions!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...
– Anonymous
If a truth will be accepted with a million repetitions, repeat it million times!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If a way to the better there be, it lies in taking a full look at the worst.
– Thomas Hardy
If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade.
– Thomas Peters
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
– Dave Barry
If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of a harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule.
– D. H. Lawrence
If a woman so much loves money, she will not fail to share her secret with fools.
– Vikrant Parsai
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
– Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
– Steven Wright
If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the Ode on a Grecian Urn is worth any number of old ladies.
– William Faulkner
If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away.
– Victor Hugo
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
– Nicolas Boileau
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
– Harry Shearer
If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President Ronald Reagan in defense of Palestinian terrorist)
– Muammar Qaddafi
If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul. People smoke to celebrate a happy moment, or to hide a bitter regret. Whether you're alone or with friends, it's a joy for all the senses. What lovelier sight is there than that double row of white cigarettes, lined up like soldiers on parade and wrapped in silver paper? I love to touch the pack in my pocket, open it, savor the feel of the cigarette between my fingers, the paper on my lips, the taste of tobacco on my tongue. I love to watch the flame spurt up, love to watch it come closer and closer, filling me with its warmth.
– Luis Buñuel
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
– George Bernard Shaw
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
– John Kenneth Galbraith

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