Found 2,221 quotes starting with IF:

if you fart in a jar and give it to someone with a note saying,"open for a blast ftom the past." that would count as a present item with a past-tence gift in it--of which holds no value, unless you can make it into an alternative energy source... then everybody wins, apart from the one who opened it of course.
– liam mahoneRate it:
If you fear change, leave it here.
– Unknown, Sign on a restaurant tip jarRate it:
If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.
– James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.Rate it:
If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?
– UnknownRate it:
If you fear the man who takes care about you, no one has ever loved you truly.
– Bryanna ReidRate it:
If you feel dirty, insignificant and unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex fifty times a day.
– BanksyRate it:
If you feel stronger and good when the weather is sunny and weaker and bad when the weather is cloudy, then it means your willpower is not powerful yet!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
– Robert F. GoheenRate it:
If you feel your walk matters then it matters. -Johnny Wowk AKA Johnny The Walker
– Johnny WowkRate it:
If you feel yourself falling, let go and glide.
– Steffen FranciscoRate it:
If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in need of a fork!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If you find a good solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.
– Dr. Robert AnthonyRate it:
If you find a reason for your happiness, you will never be happy.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
If you find breads and water in the desert, you are bound to find God somewhere too.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
– Maya AngelouRate it:
If you find opportunity for improvement, go grab it.
– Harsh MalikRate it:
If you find serenity and happiness, some people may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
– Mother TeresaRate it:
If you find someone who makes you smile, who checks up on you often to see if you’re okay. Who watches over you and wants the best for you. Who loves and respects you genuinely. And above all, if you are so fortunate to find or meet someone who inspires or motivates you no matter what happens. Don’t let him or her go. Better still, never take him or her for granted. Because, someone like that is hard to find. Besides that, if you are still single or never married permit me to tell you this, it is advisable and encouraging to get married to such person(s). Yes! because he or she will be or become a friendly and extraordinary husband or wife to you. I mean, you will have little or nothing at all to worry about him or her. In other words, you will get on (or along) like a house on fire i.e. you will have a very good and enviable relationship. Mark my words anyway, IMHO in my humble (honest) opinion. ~Emeasoba George.
If you find yourself in the middle of a storm, dress yourself with courage, and look forward to the rainbow.
– Matshona DhliwayoRate it:
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
– Katherine HepburnRate it:
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
– Friedrich Wilhelm NietzscheRate it:
If you get lost in your dreams they can become nightmares, stay focused, follow your dreams and they will come true.
– Aaron J. MunzerRate it:
If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it through.
– Chinese ProverbRate it:
If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it through.
– Author UnknownRate it:
If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life.
– Kwan-TzuRate it:

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