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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
– Anonymous
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If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around you own.
– Emerson
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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
– Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (regarding popcorn)
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If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
– Milton Friedman
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
– Pierre Gallois
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If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or task they decide upon, you will have succeeded as a parent and you will have given your children the greatest of all blessings.
– Brian Tracy
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If you real desire is to be good, there is no need to wait for the money before you do it; you can do it now, this very moment, and just where you are.
– James Allen
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If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to. If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve.
– Lao Tzu
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If you realize too acutely how valuable time it, you are too paralyzed to do anything.
– Katharine Butler Hathaway
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If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.
– Peace Pilgrim
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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
– Anonymous
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If you really long to fully and efficiently utilize and maximize your God-given destiny, gift, potential or talent. Then, you have to acknowledge and believe that your best is yet to come. For, whoever that acknowledges and believes that his or her best is yet to come will never think or say that he or she has arrived.
– Emeasoba George
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If you really long to fully and efficiently utilize and maximize your God-given destiny, gift, potential or talent. Then, you have to acknowledge and believe that your best is yet to come. For, whoever that acknowledges and believes that his or her best is yet to come will never think or say that he or she has arrived.
– Emeasoba George
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If you really love your son, then make him leave home.
– Vikrant Parsai
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If you really must beat the measure, sir, let me entreat you to do so in time, and not half a beat ahead.
– Patrick O'Brian
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If you really want to experience Paris the local way, don't waste your money at fancy restaurants or tourist spots. Instead, buy a €15 bottle of wine, some cheese, and, a baguette and have a picnic and people watch in Buttes Chaumont (in the 19th arrondissement.)
– Robert Bonhomme
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If you really want to feel the life, use not your umbrella! Touch the truth directly!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
– J. D. Salinger
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If you really want to judge me, then judge not me at first sight.
– Vikrant Parsai
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If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
– African Proverb
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If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
– Publilius Syrus
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If you remember the shape of your spoon at lunch, it has to be the wrong shape. The spoon and the letter are tools; one to take food from the bowl, the other to take information off the page... When it is a good design, the reader has to feel comfortable because the letter is both banal and beautiful.
– Adrian Frutiger
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If you rest your chin on your hand when you think, it will help you keep your mouth shut.
– Vikrant Parsai
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If you rest, you rust.
– Helen Hayes
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If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
– Kahlil Gibran
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