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If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as continually hard up, that is exactly what you will be.
– Robert Collier
If you seek yourself,...you rob the lens of its transparency.... You will know life and be acknowledged by it according to your degree of transparency, your capacity, that is, to vanish as an end, and remain purely as a means.
– Dag Hammarskjld
If you serve everybody, you will get thanks from nobody.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
– Steven Wright
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
– Steven Wright
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
– Stone Temple Pilots
If you should put even a little on a little and should do this often, soon this would become big.
– Hesiod
If you shout at home you will bark away from home.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality.
– Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By Mail
If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.
– Japanese Proverb, Also quoted in the movie Rising Sun
If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you.
– Ken Flaton
If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you have done, And counting find One self-denying deed, one word That eased the heart of him who heard One glance most kind That fell like sunshine where it went- Then you may count that day well spent.
– George Eliot
If you sleep under a tree, you can’t prevent the leaf from falling on you.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
– Andy Rooney
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
– Turkish proverb
If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.
– Turkish Proverb
If you spend too much time warming up, you'll miss the race. If you don't warm up at all, you may not finish the race.
– Grand Heidrich
If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
– Chinese Proverb
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.
– Nikita Khrushchev
If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed. (on a state visit to China)
– Prince Phillip
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
– Robert Redford
If you steal from one author, its plagiarism. If you steal from two, its research.
– Wilson Mizner
If you stop reading and learning, you will start repeating yourself; that's why, old people always repeat the same things!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.
– Mary Webb
If you suffer, thank God It is a sure sign that you are alive.
– Elbert Hubbard

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