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If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
– Italian Proverb
If you see 10 troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that 9 will run into the ditch before they reach you.
– Calvin Coolidge
If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had a bad day
– John Madden
If you see a door to happiness, do not waste your time knocking it, just open the door and walk in!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you see a lonely homeless, ask this question: Where the hell the society is? And here is the answer: It is rotten and enjoying somewhere!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you see a lonely tree in the middle of nowhere, plant a tree next to it!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes.
– H. Ross Perot
If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives.... But close up a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern.
– Ursula K. LeGuin
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help 'Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture than you are a victim of it.
– S. I. Hayakawa
If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your range of vision, don't drink it.
– Chinese Proverb
If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies in yourself. Minquass
– American Indian Proverb
If you see something different for yourself in the future, you have to do something different for yourself in the present."
– Steve Maraboli
If you see the dream you think of it as possible, but the dreams that cant be seen are impossible, dreams dont pop up, you picture them, so you can make it impossible to possible.
– Hiba Guddusi
If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as continually hard up, that is exactly what you will be.
– Robert Collier
If you seek yourself, rob the lens of its transparency.... You will know life and be acknowledged by it according to your degree of transparency, your capacity, that is, to vanish as an end, and remain purely as a means.
– Dag Hammarskjld
If you serve everybody, you will get thanks from nobody.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
– Steven Wright
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
– Steven Wright
If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it's OK. But you've got to shoot for something. A lot of people don't even shoot.
– Robert Townsend
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
– Stone Temple Pilots
If you should put even a little on a little and should do this often, soon this would become big.
– Hesiod
If you shout at home you will bark away from home.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality.
– Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By Mail
If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.
– Japanese Proverb, Also quoted in the movie Rising Sun

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