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If you want to talk with the dogs, you must learn to bark, and bark like an old dog because he doesn’t bark without reason.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you want to tell the untold stories, if you want to give voice to the voiceless, you've got to find a language. Which goes for film as well as prose, for documentary as well as autobiography. Use the wrong language, and you're dumb and blind.
– Salman Rushdie
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.
– Rotarian
If you want to touch the other shore badly enough, barring an impossible situation, you will. If your desire is diluted for any reason, you'll never make it.
– Diana Nyad
If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with Plato and more time in the buses with people.
– Simeon Strunsky
If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday.
– Pearl S. Buck
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you add to my feeling of importance.
– Dale Carnegie
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment; you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you add to my feeling of importance.
– Dale Carnegie
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
– Kurt Lewin
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.
– Yiddish Proverb
If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
– Haitian Proverb
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to chage the way you think.
– Oprah Winfrey
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
– Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
If you want, you do it.
– David Silva
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
– Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
– Bob Hope
If you water a plant with poison it will embrace it and flower accordingly or die.
– Terpsichore Lindeman
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while Come on, we're not going to hurt it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it. So sue me.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
– Assyrian Proverb
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say And why are you waiting
– Stephen Levine
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to destroy life.
– Andrew Schneider

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