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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment; you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you add to my feeling of importance.
– Dale Carnegie
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
– Kurt Lewin
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.
– Yiddish Proverb
If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
– Haitian Proverb
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to chage the way you think.
– Oprah Winfrey
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
– Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
If you want, you do it.
– David Silva
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
– Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
– Bob Hope
If you water a plant with poison it will embrace it and flower accordingly or die.
– Terpsichore Lindeman
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while Come on, we're not going to hurt it.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it. So sue me.'
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
– Assyrian Proverb
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say And why are you waiting
– Stephen Levine
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save The would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to destroy life.
– Andrew Schneider
If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice.
– Paul Tsongas
If you were my husband, i would feed you poison."
"If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!

– Lady Astor and William Churchill
If you were the sky, I would unfurl myself in you, as a rainbow of colors yet unseen. I would become oceans of stars in your night.
– Vanna Bonta
If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in immortality, not only love but every living force maintaining the life of the world would at once be dried up. Moreover, nothing then would be immoral, everything would be permissible, even cannibalism.
– Brothers Karamazov, Pt 1, Bk i, Ch 6
If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent force within you, you will grow vigorous and happy, however adverse your circumstances may seem to be.
– John R. Miller
If you will protest courageously, and yet with dignity and Christian love, when the history books are written in future generations, the historians will have to pause and say, There lived a great people-a black people-who injected new meaning and dignity into the veins of civilization.
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
If you wish for light from God when there is darkness in your life, then remember you can’t see anything, even yourself once it is gone, so struggle in life instead of wishing an easy one.
– Vikrant Parsai

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