Found 2,305 quotes starting with IF:

If you show off do not get upset when God doesn't show up.
– Matshona DhliwayoRate it:
If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality.
– Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By MailRate it:
If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.
– Japanese Proverb, Also quoted in the movie Rising SunRate it:
If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you.
– Ken FlatonRate it:
If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you have done, And counting find One self-denying deed, one word That eased the heart of him who heard One glance most kind That fell like sunshine where it went- Then you may count that day well spent.
– George EliotRate it:
If you sleep under a tree, you can’t prevent the leaf from falling on you.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
– Andy RooneyRate it:
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
– Turkish proverbRate it:
If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.
– Turkish ProverbRate it:
If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, you will be hacked. What’s more, you deserve to be hacked.
– Richard ClarkeRate it:
If you spend too much time warming up, you'll miss the race. If you don't warm up at all, you may not finish the race.
– Grand HeidrichRate it:
If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
– Chinese ProverbRate it:
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.
– Nikita KhrushchevRate it:
If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed. (on a state visit to China)
– Prince PhillipRate it:
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
– Robert RedfordRate it:
If you steal from one author, its plagiarism. If you steal from two, its research.
– Wilson MiznerRate it:
If you stop reading and learning, you will start repeating yourself; that's why, old people always repeat the same things!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.
– Mary WebbRate it:
If you strive to become a really good leader, then you should know these Top Ten Differances between "Boss" and "Leader": 1. The boss drives people (nuts); while the leader coaches them. 2. The boss depends upon and survives on authority; the leader on good will. 3. The boss inspires fear; the leader inspires enthusiasm. 4 .The boss always says ‘I’; the leader says ‘we.’ 5. The boss says to subordinates ‘Get here on time’; the leader gets there ahead of time. 6. The boss fixes the blame for the breakdown; the leader fixes the breakdown. 7. The boss knows how it is done; the leader shows how it can be done in a better manner. 8. The boss makes work a drudgery; the leader makes work an enjoyable game. 9. The boss says ‘Go’; the leader says ‘Let’s go.’ 10. The boss justifies or lays blame – the leader takes responsibilit and accountability.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
If you suffer, thank God It is a sure sign that you are alive.
– Elbert HubbardRate it:
If you suffer, thank God! -- it is a sure sign that you are alive.
– Elbert HubbardRate it:
If you support a leader because he offers you something, you are the literal murderer of your people, and you can't be a good patriot. Therefore, your people are buried alive.
– Dean Keak TegnRate it:
If you surrender completely to the moments as they pass, you live more richly those moments.
– Anne Morrow LindberghRate it:
If you suspect a man, don't employ him, and if ypu employ him, don't suspect him.
– Chinese ProverbRate it:
If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark TwainRate it:

Discuss these letter quotes with the community:

Quote of the Day

Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

Please enter your email address:     

We need you!

Help build the largest human-edited quotes collection on the web!