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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
– Assyrian Proverb
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say And why are you waiting
– Stephen Levine
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save The would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to destroy life.
– Andrew Schneider
If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice.
– Paul Tsongas
If you were my husband, i would feed you poison."
"If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!

– Lady Astor and William Churchill
If you were the sky, I would unfurl myself in you, as a rainbow of colors yet unseen. I would become oceans of stars in your night.
– Vanna Bonta
If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in immortality, not only love but every living force maintaining the life of the world would at once be dried up. Moreover, nothing then would be immoral, everything would be permissible, even cannibalism.
– Brothers Karamazov, Pt 1, Bk i, Ch 6
If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent force within you, you will grow vigorous and happy, however adverse your circumstances may seem to be.
– John R. Miller
If you will protest courageously, and yet with dignity and Christian love, when the history books are written in future generations, the historians will have to pause and say, There lived a great people-a black people-who injected new meaning and dignity into the veins of civilization.
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
If you wish for light from God when there is darkness in your life, then remember you can’t see anything, even yourself once it is gone, so struggle in life instead of wishing an easy one.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
– Romanian Proverb
If you wish in this world to advance Your merits you're bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it, And blow your own trumpet, Or, trust me, you haven't a chance.
– William S. Gilbert
If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you're bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven't a chance.
– W. S. Gilbert
If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.
– Horace
If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius.
– Joseph Addison
If you wish to be a sucess in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
– Napoleon Bonaparte
If you wish to be in good repute, let not the sun find you in bed.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you wish to drive a car successfully it requires most attention forward - with a few quick glances to the side and at the rearview mirror - Successfully driving your life is the same -
– Chase LeBlanc
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
– Edgar Allan Poe
If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man.
– Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
If you wish to know how much preferable wisdom is to gold, then observe: if you change gold you get silver for it, but your gold is gone; but if you exchange one sort of wisdom for another, you obtain fresh knowledge, and at the same time keep what you possessed before.
– The Talmud
If you wish to know the divine, feel the wind on your face and the warm sun on your back.
– Eido Tai Shimano Roshi
If you wish to know what a man is, make him king.
– Vikrant Parsai
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
– Yugoslav Proverb

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