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If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – Bill Lyon
If at first you don't succeed, sure, try again... but if you keep not succeeding, you should probably concentrate on something (or someone) else worthwhile & quit wasting your time. – Ingrid Weir
If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. – M. H. Alderson
If at first you don't succeed- suck again! – Dave Basham
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you. – Wendy Northcutt, Darwin Awards - literature
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. – Tom Stoppard
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that ... I believe in what I do, and I'll say it. – John Lennon
If being stupid is the only way for an intelligent man to be happy, then let us hope that unhappiness be his choice! – Mehmet Murat ildan
If being wealthy is taken to mean having the means to satisfy one's every want, all but the very poor can become rich as thou at a single stroke of a magician's wand, simply by ceasing to want more than is really necessary for sustaining life. By being content with little and not giving a rap for what the neighbours think, one can attain a very large measure of freedom, shedding care and worry in a trice. – John Blofeld
If birth is a manifestation of life, death is another. – Dejan Stojanovic
If by saying that all men are born free and equal, you mean that they are all equally born; it is true, but true in no other sense; birth, talent, labor, virtue, and providence, are forever making differences. – Eugene Edwards
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave. – Ralph Kiner
If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists. – Jewish Proverb
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If Christ Jesus be the periode, the end and the lodging-home at the end of your journey, there is no fear ye go to a friend . . . ye may look death in the face with joy. – Samual Rutherford
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian. – Mark Twain
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be--a christian. – Mark Twain
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. – Arthur Goldberg
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius. – Larry Leissner
If courage wasn't a standard result of aging, it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well. – Lawana Blackwell
If courage will cause your death, do not hesitate a second to be coward! Existenz Über Alles! – Mehmet Murat ildan
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be. – Councilman John Bowman commenting on the high crime in Washington
If Cupidon your heart miss, deadly your body is. (Si cupidon rate le coeur, Il touche mortellement le corps) – Charles de LEUSSE
If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now. – Larry Wright
If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art of inserting them. – Unknown

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