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Jean Paul Sartre says that ‘Hell is other people!’ In the name of completing this sentence we must also say this: ‘Heaven is other people too!
– Mehmet Murat ildan
Jefferson still survivies.
– John Adams, last words after a lifetime competing with Thomas Jefferson
Jenny replied to this with a bitterness which might have surprized a judicious person, who had observed the tranquillity with which she bore all the affronts to her chastity; but her patience was perhaps tired out, for this is a virtue which is very apt to be fatigued by exercise.
– Henry Fielding, The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
– Lyndon B. Johnson
Jerusalem has been our capital for 3,000 years and it's going to be our capital for eternity
– Naftali Bennett
Jerusalem has been our capital for 3,000 years. Beit El and Hebron have been our land for 3,600-3,700 years. Any Jew or Christian or Muslim can open a Bible and read it. You have it there.
– Naftali Bennett
Jesters do often prove prophets.
– William Shakespeare
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
– Jerry Coleman
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Jesus said, 'Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in their midst.'
– Matthew 1820 Bible
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.
– James Joyce
Jesus was a crackpot.
– Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh - San Francisco Chronicle 12/17/85
Jesus was common Jew of his own age with human parents. He was his own male Christ.
– Ileana Adriana Stan
Jesus' ministry was clearly defined, and the alternatives to the illusion and temptations of the desert were spelled out. A choice was made--life abundant, full, and free for all. Make no mistake about it, the day that choice was made, Jesus became suspect. That day in the temple he sealed the fate already prepared for him. How was the world to understand one who rejected an offer of power and control
– Joan B. Campbell
Jesus, as someone divine, must go.
– Ileana Adriana Stan
Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, great as each may be, their highest comfort given to the sorrowful is a cordial introduction into another's woe. Sorrow's the great community in which all men born of woman are members at one time or another.
– Seán O'Casey
Jingshen is the Mandarin word for spirit and vivacity. It is an important word for those who would lead, because above all things, spirit and vivacity set effective organizations apart from those that will decline and die.
– James L. Hayes
Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side.
– Airplane
Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart attack.
– Anthony Robbins
Joe wants to buy the business that he has been in for all of these years, worked 10, 12 hours a day. And he wanted to buy the business, but he looked at your tax plan and he saw that he was going to pay much higher taxes
– John McCain
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
– Christian Williams
Joel That's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
– Ellen Herman
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?
Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.

– Sy Rosen and Christian Williams, Northern Exposure, On Your Own, 1992
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
– Charles M. Schulz
Johannes Meintjes… is one of the more articulate South Africans of his generation. A prolific painter, he is also a fluent author in both English and Afrikaans. With unresting curiosity about South African national and regional history, he seems blessedly free from political or racial bias, and when he writes of nations or persons in conflict is alert to what is good or bad on both sides.
– William Plomer

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