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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Marriage is an association of two persons for the purpose of making one the beneficiary.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.
– George Jean Nathan
Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
– Professor Irwin Corey
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
– Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
– Joe Moore
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
– J.B. Priestley
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it.
– Kenneth Hartley Blanchard
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
– Kathy Mohnke
Marriage is like wine. It is not properly judged until the second glass.
– Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
– Hoshang N. Akhtar
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
– Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
– Calvin Trillin
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
– B. A. Billingsly
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
– George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is something women do when they forget what their mother went through.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
– Louis K. Anspacher
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
Marriage is the golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
– Kahlil Gibran
Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
– Anonymous
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
– Voltaire
Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton and electron. What are we talking about here Nothing less than the very tension that binds the universe. You see, when we look at marriage, people, we're are looking at creation itself. I am the sky, says the Hindu bridegroom to the bride. You are the earth. We are sky and earth united.... You are my husband. You are my wife. My feet shall run because of you. My feet shall dance because of you. My heart shall beat because of you. My eyes see because of you. My mind thinks because of you and I shall love because of you.
– Andrew Schneider
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
– Leon Botstein
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
– Joe Moore

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