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Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
– Vicki Baum
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
– Helen Rowland
Marriage is a device originated by women for looting the men.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
– Mae West
Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
– Oscar Levant
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
– Henry Louis Mencken
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Marriage is an association of two persons for the purpose of making one the beneficiary.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.
– George Jean Nathan
Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
– Professor Irwin Corey
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
– Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
– Joe Moore
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
– J.B. Priestley
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it.
– Kenneth Hartley Blanchard
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
– Kathy Mohnke
Marriage is like wine. It is not properly judged until the second glass.
– Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
– Hoshang N. Akhtar
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
– Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
– Calvin Trillin
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
– B. A. Billingsly
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
– George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is something women do when they forget what their mother went through.
– Vikrant Parsai

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