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My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
– Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going to be scared.
– P. J. Plauger
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
– Ronnie Shakes
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefor excused from saving Universes.
– Douglas Adams, Ford Prefect in "Life, the Universe, and Everything"
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
– Douglas Noel Adams
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.
– Orson Welles
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
– Orson Welles
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money.
– Joe Weinstein
My dreams were all my own; I accounted them to nobody; They were my refuge when annoyed - my dearest pleasure when free.
– Mary Shelley
My empty waterdish mocks me.
– Bob the Dog
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my face.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn.
– Tom Zegan
My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health.
– Robert E. Lee
My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.
– Anna M. Uhlich
My faith is that I don't believe in fate! We are not puppets or zombies of destiny. We are the main painters of our life's canvas.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
My fate cannot be mastered it can only be collaborated with and thereby, to some extent, directed. Nor am I the captain of my soul I am only its noisiest passenger.
– Aldous Huxley
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now. (On steel industry executives who increased prices)
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now. -- (Comment made 10 April 1962 in reaction to news that U.S. Steel was raising prices by $6 per ton, right after the unions negotiated a modest new contract under pressure from JFK to keep inflation down.)
– John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur Schlesinger Jr. [1965]
My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.'
– Jim Fox
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
– Lee Iacocca
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, you've had a great life.
– Elbert Hubbard
My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding intimacies and eventually eliminate speech altogether.
– Jorge Luis Borges
My father didn't tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch him do it.
– Clarence Buddinton Kelland
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
– Peter De Vries
My father just didn’t want to believe something like that [genocide of the Jews] was possible — it’s very understandable. He just couldn’t believe the humanistic Germans he knew would do such a thin
– Barbara Ledermann

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