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My Mama always use to tell me, If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for...
– Tupac Shakur
My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit.
– Robin Green
My mathematics is simple: one plus one = one.
– Dejan Stojanovic
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
– William Shakespeare
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.
– George Bernard Shaw
My middle name is Shenanigans
– Scott Carneghi
My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won't let me.
– Jennifer Tyler
My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That it excels all other bliss.
– Sir Edward Dyer
My mind to me a kingdom is,
Such present joys therein I find,
That it excels all other bliss.

– Sir Edward Dyer
My mind's sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account so bad already, that I couldn't like you if you were the best of women,--or stop loving you, no matter what you do.
– Catullus
My most favorite weapon is a chainsaw!
– Jeremy Polen
My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
– Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
– Rita Rudner
My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.'
– Helen Hayes
My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others. That is nice but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.
– Helen Hayes
My mother groan'd, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked, piping load, Like a friend hid in a cloud.
– William Blake
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
– Mark Twain
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
– Rodney Dangerfield, monologue
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
– Kareem Abdul-Jabar
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
– Rita Rudner
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
– Groucho Marx
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
– Julius Henry Marx
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
– Jack Nicholson
My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso.
– Pablo Piccaso
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
– Dame Edna Everage

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