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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
– Joe Moore
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
– J.B. Priestley
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it.
– Kenneth Hartley Blanchard
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
– Kathy Mohnke
Marriage is like wine. It is not properly judged until the second glass.
– Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
– Hoshang N. Akhtar
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
– Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
– Calvin Trillin
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
– B. A. Billingsly
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
– George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is something women do when they forget what their mother went through.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
– Louis K. Anspacher
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
Marriage is the golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
– Kahlil Gibran
Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
– Anonymous
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
– Voltaire
Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton and electron. What are we talking about here Nothing less than the very tension that binds the universe. You see, when we look at marriage, people, we're are looking at creation itself. I am the sky, says the Hindu bridegroom to the bride. You are the earth. We are sky and earth united.... You are my husband. You are my wife. My feet shall run because of you. My feet shall dance because of you. My heart shall beat because of you. My eyes see because of you. My mind thinks because of you and I shall love because of you.
– Andrew Schneider
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
– Leon Botstein
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
– Joe Moore
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
– Paxton Blair
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
– Honore' de Balzac
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
– Logan Pearsall Smith
Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps.
– Joe Murray
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn't need if you had stayed single.
– Jimmy Townsend
Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari. It's the only one though that we'll celebrate with a conscious awareness. Very few of you remember your arrival and even fewer of you will attend your own funeral.
– Andrew Schneider

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