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Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton and electron. What are we talking about here Nothing less than the very tension that binds the universe. You see, when we look at marriage, people, we're are looking at creation itself. I am the sky, says the Hindu bridegroom to the bride. You are the earth. We are sky and earth united.... You are my husband. You are my wife. My feet shall run because of you. My feet shall dance because of you. My heart shall beat because of you. My eyes see because of you. My mind thinks because of you and I shall love because of you.
– Andrew Schneider
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
– Leon Botstein
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
– Joe Moore
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
– Paxton Blair
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
– Honore' de Balzac
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
– Logan Pearsall Smith
Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps.
– Joe Murray
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn't need if you had stayed single.
– Jimmy Townsend
Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari. It's the only one though that we'll celebrate with a conscious awareness. Very few of you remember your arrival and even fewer of you will attend your own funeral.
– Andrew Schneider
Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.
– Andrew Schneider
Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up in broken dishes and a trip to Tijuana. Is it loneliness Partly. Is it teamwork Definitely. Things just kind of go easier when there's two of you. One of you can wait in line at the movie theater while the other guy parks the car. Get better seats that way. Better room rate when it's a double. Are you ready to file jointly...Above you is the sun and sky. Below you, the ground. Like the sun, your love should be constant, like the ground, solid.
– Jed Seidel
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
– Beverly Nichols
Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
– Ambrose Bierce
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
– John Lyly
Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech.
– Chinese Proverb
Marry a poor woman and it is God who will make you rich.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marry a relative! If it goes wrong, it is at least in the family.
– Vikrant Parsai
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
– Benjamin Franklin
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
– Jean Kerr
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
– Josh Billings
Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
– Dan Quayle
Mars is there, waiting to be reached.
– Buzz Aldrin
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much. 'I guess you're not an afictionado',' she said. Poor Marta. For all her reading, she doesn't even know the right word.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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