Found 160 quotes starting with U:

Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. – Gene Spafford, 1992
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read. – Computer Museum
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. – Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA
Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the jaw. – Computer Museum
Using Initials was the first step by mankind towards secularism – Siddharth Astir
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. – Tom Robbins
Usually i see myself 1st, be myself, then i wont need to compare myself with someone or do wat he does..That's my life visionary.. – Modinho Ally
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change. – Malcolm X
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. – Russell Baker
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. – Doug Larson

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