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When you speak with a Religious Philosopher about the glass being half-empty or half-full, she/he will immediately inform you that the glass is (or was) already broken and that you're clueless about it.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
When you speak with a Scientist about the glass being half-full and half-empty, she/he says that it's a SWAG (Scientific Wild Assumption Guess) based on only visual observation but not substantiated by any experimental data; and therefore it must be inaccurate. She/he will suggest that you do the following: (a) mark the glass at the bottom of the meniscus of the content, (b) pour the content into a bigger glass, (c) fill the empty glass with fresh content up to the mark, (d) add the original content back in, (e) note whether or not the combined content overflows the lip of the glass, (f) conclude that either the glass was more than half full if it overflows, or it was more than half-empty if it doesn't reach the top, (g) conclude that it was either half-full or half-empty only if it neither overflows nor fails to reach the top. Just a word of caution: Don't be surprised if the scientist, doesn't matter she or he, after all that "scientific discussion" asks you: "Now, what was your question again?
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
When you speak with a Scientist about the glass being half-full and half-empty, she/he says that it's a SWAG (Scientific Wild Assumption Guess) based on only visual observation but not substantiated by any experimental data; and therefore it must be inaccurate. She/he will suggests that you (a) mark the glass at the bottom of the meniscus of the content, (b) pour the content into a bigger glass, (c) fill the empty glass with fresh content up to the mark, (d) add the original content back in, (e) note whether or not the combined content overflows the lip of the glass, (f) conclude that either the glass was more than half full if it overflows, or it was more than half-empty if it doesn't reach the top, (g) conclude that it was either half-full or half-empty only if it neither overflows nor fails to reach the top. Just a word of caution: Don't be surprised if the scientist, doesn't matter she or he, after all that "discussion" asks you "Now, what was your question again?
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
When you speak with a Scottish person about the glass being half-empty or half-full, she/he will immediately tell you: "I'll have a pint, and it's your round.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
When you speak with an Opportunist about the glass being half-empty or half-full, she/he will immediately drink it before you finish your first sentence.....and there will be no issue of the glass being half-full or half-empty.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
When you speak with IT Professional about the glass being half-full or half-empty, she/he will tell you the good news that the glass capacity will increase by 100% next year and the cost of that "half-full or half-empty glass" will be reduced by 50% - as predicted by "Philmore Glass Law"' written by Dr. Philmore Glass, 100 years ago, about filling more in the glass year after year. Just a word of caution: She/he may not give you the heads-up that it will cost you 50% more next year, and year after year - to get your question answered by her/him, or to get tech support from call centers located in foreign countries.
– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:
When you start to doubt yourself, the real world will eat you alive.
– Henry Rollins, From his song "Shine"Rate it:
When you stop just existing and you start truly living, each moment of the day comes alive with wonder and synchronicity."
– Steve MaraboliRate it:
When you strike at a king, you must kill him.
– Ralph Waldo EmersonRate it:
When you surrender and release the illusion of control, you begin to free-fall toward your destiny of a grand reunion with your original-self; a self uncorrupted by the world’s false lessons of fear and control.
– Bryant McGillRate it:
When you take a man as he is, you make him worse. When you take a man as he can be, you make him better.
– Johann Wolfgang von GoetheRate it:
When you take an action to improve humanity, you are happy.
– Debasish Mridha, M.D.Rate it:
When you take an action with love, there is always happiness.
– Debasish Mridha, M.D.Rate it:
When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large. When you ask permission, you give someone veto power over your life.
– Geoffrey F. AlbertRate it:
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
– Wilson MiznerRate it:
When you take the "Christ" out of "Christmas" it just reads "Mas" which is Spanish for "more." Seems Americans want mas, mas, mas. When is more ever enough without Christ? More Christ!
– Kilburn HallRate it:
When you talk, you repeat what you already know when you listen, you often learn something.
– Jared SparksRate it:
When you tell the truth, people listen.
– Jose Raul Bernardo, Silent Wing (Simon & Schuster, 1998)Rate it:
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
– C. P. SnowRate it:
When you think of the natural, instinctive icons, like friends, love, and money, you realize how fast they can come and go. Pride and dignity, however are the only icons you can manage to poccess forever. Always keep your head up no matter what..
– The wise Pharoah MoeRate it:
When you think that the road has ended, you must know that it is your ability to go beyond has ended, not the road!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.
– Clifton FadimanRate it:
When you understand one thing through and through, you understand everything.
– Shunryu SuzukiRate it:
When you understand what you see, you will no longer be children. You will know that life is pain, that each of us hangs always upon the cross of himself. And when you know that this is true of every man, woman and child on earth, you will be wiser.
– Whittaker ChambersRate it:
When you walk alone, when everybody is against you, if you are sure with your ideas, walk strongly and proudly as if there is an army of angels by your side!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:

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