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You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
– Will Rogers
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know how you hate to be interrupted, so why are you always doing it to me.
– Author Unknown
You know I say just what I think, and nothing more and less. I cannot say one thing and mean another.
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know quite well, deep within you, that there is only a single magic, a single power, a single salvation...and that is called loving. Well, then, love your suffering. Do not resist it, do not flee from it. It is your aversion that hurts, nothing else.
– Hermann Hesse
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis How do they do that
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break.
– Harry S Truman
You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
– John J. Plomp
You know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
– W. Somerset Maugham
You know war has already decided to invite us before we think of giving it our invitation card.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know what charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus, La Chute (The Fall),1956
You know what I say to people when I hear they're writing an anti-war book?… I say, "why don't you write an anti-glacier book instead?"
What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers. I believe that, too.

– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter-House 5
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know what's interesting about Washington It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
– George W. Bush
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests Just a big bag of blood.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
– Julia Roberts, on Oprah, 11/18/03
You know when you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.
– Paul Sweeney
You know who has tenure? The pope has tenure. The Queen of England has tenure. So does Fidel and the communists - because they represent the people, of course (scoff). Federal judges have tenure as well - no federal judge has ever successfully been removed. And then there's the college professors. Me. How do you like that?
– Ira Carmen
You know whom you love, but you can’t know who loves you.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know why there's a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow the first one.
– Rush Limbaugh
You know you are old when you discover that your children are learning in history class what you studied in current events.
– Vikrant Parsai

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