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You know what's interesting about Washington It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
– George W. Bush
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests Just a big bag of blood.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
– Julia Roberts, on Oprah, 11/18/03
You know when you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.
– Paul Sweeney
You know who has tenure? The pope has tenure. The Queen of England has tenure. So does Fidel and the communists - because they represent the people, of course (scoff). Federal judges have tenure as well - no federal judge has ever successfully been removed. And then there's the college professors. Me. How do you like that?
– Ira Carmen
You know whom you love, but you can’t know who loves you.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know why there's a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow the first one.
– Rush Limbaugh
You know you are old when you discover that your children are learning in history class what you studied in current events.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
– George Burns
You know you're over it .... if you don't need to laugh it off and still have a smile on your face.
– Siddharth Astir
You know your child is growing up when he starts looking at girls the same way he used to look at dessert.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
– Trey and Matt Stone Parker
You know, I've got a plan that could rescue Apple. I can't say any more than that it's the perfect product and the perfect strategy for Apple. But nobody there will listen to me.
– Steve Jobs
You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn't be buried in the churchyard.
– Ronald Reagan
You know, I’ve always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them and get them to answer a question for once instead of tap dancing around it. And unfortunately I asked the question, but I still got a tap dance. Almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr.
– Samuel J. Wurzelbacher
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.
– Barack Obama
You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
– Omar Khayyám
You know, my Friends, with what a brave Carouse
I made a Second Marriage in my house;
Divorced old barren Reason from my Bed,
And took the Daughter of the Vine to Spouse.

For "Is" and "Is-not" though with Rule and Line
And "Up-and-down" by Logic I define,
Of all that one should care to fathom, I
Was never deep in anything but - Wine.

– from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam (Translation by Edward Fitzgerald)
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
– William Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner
You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.
– George Stanley McGovern
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
– Clare Boothe Luce
You know, the things that matter in life are really hard to get.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know, we are all graveyard traveller, and we get there only when we stop travelling.
– Vikrant Parsai
You know...that a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall of a museum -- a canvas -- a piece of film -- or a guy sitting in front of a typewriter. Then, you start out to do something -- that vague thing called creation. The beginning strikes awe within you.
– Edward Steichen

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