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A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. – Ludwig Erhard
Around and around Johnny The Walker goes, when he stops no one knows. – Johnny Wowk
Before you go to bed tonight ask yourself one thing, "How much junk food did I eat and drink today?"...then say your prayers. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
For you it's another day another dollar, for me it's another day another mile. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
Green tea by day, Red wine by night. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
I put more miles on the soles of my shoes than I do on my car odometer, and that's just the way I like it. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. – Lesley Boone.
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If a man can walk, he should... at least away from the junk food store. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
If luck was a chick, seducing it towards me would have been a piece of cake! Yet who knows… it would have just been a one night stand and that would have just been it!!! – Kevork Altounian
In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White House tells us. – Connie Chung to Johnny Carson
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. – Richard Milhous Nixon
Johnny couldn't read ... for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how. – Rudolf Franz Flesch
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double. – Jerry Coleman
Keep on walking in the free world -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
Leaders and managers please bake your content cake with context chocolate – it looks better & goes down easier... – Chase LeBlanc
My shoes are so tough, I give them a beating every day and they never complain. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
Out walking my kidney disease. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions. – Author Unknown
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. – Margot Asquith
The first ten thousand miles is the hardest to walk. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
The last thousand miles you walk will hurt the most -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
There should be a detective show called 'Johnny Monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb. – Jerry Coleman
Walk more than you sit to be fit - Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk

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