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Dr. Paul: Get out, get out libidinous swine! And take that painted strumpet with you. May you both rot in the filth of your own fornication! Nicky: And what did you say to him? Dr. Paul: Say, Madam? I said nothing. I simply pulled up my tights and jumped out of the bathroom window. Nicky: Oh Dr. Paul, you're so naughty! Dr. Paul: Well, I try, Madam. And then, ten minutes later when I've got my breath back, I try again! – Meekin
"Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five. – Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"
'And yet,' demanded Councilor Barlow, 'what's he done Has he ever done a day's work in his life What great cause is he identified with' 'He's identified,' said the first speaker, 'with the great cause of cheering us all up.' – Arnold Bennett
'Are you lost, daddy' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up,' he explained. – Ring Lardner
'At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,' said the gentleman, taking up a pen, 'it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. ... We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices.' – Charles Dickens
'T is better to be lowly born, And range with humble livers in content, Than to be perked up in a glistering grief, And wear a golden sorrow. – William Shakespeare
'Tis not the dying for a faith that's so hard, Master Harry -- every man of every nation has done that -- 'tis the living up to it that's difficult. – William Makepeace Thackeray
(Think of one's self as a teakettle) Though up to it's neck in hot water, It continues to sing. – Unknown
... I said to myself that growing up really means slowing down. – Siri Hustvedt, What I Loved , pg. 336
...A good book is the precious lifeblood of a master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life. – John Milton
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. – Senator Everett Dirksen
A bird without wings and a man without art are both condemned to wander in low places; they can never soar up to those unrivaled heights. – Mehmet Murat ildan
A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad – Alan Marshall Beck
A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night. – Marilyn Monroe
A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat. – Mehmet Murat ildan
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill
A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal. – Churchill
A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or savor the world. I don't think that is the decision. It's not an either or, save or savor. We have to do both, save and savor the world. – Kate Clinton
A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years thee will I clean up after thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.' – Alan Marshall Beck
A good book is the precious life-blood of the master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose for a life beyond. – John Milton
A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up. – John Andrew Holmes
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up. – Anonymous
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be pretty good to start with. – Author Unknown
A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. My answer is 'Don't you wish you knew' – Robert Charles Benchley
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is to have some great business and interest in your mind, which, like a sponge shall suck up your attention and keep you from brooding over what displeases you. – Joseph Rickaby

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