Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 1

Jasper Sitwell:
You know, usually when a friend wants a favor they do something nice. Takes me to a nice restaraunt, buys me a bottle of wine.

Coulson:
Want to go to a movie? Hold hands? Okay, but I need to ask you a question first.

Sitwell:
I don't know where director Fury is. Don't be so shocked. For a quiet guy you make a lot of noise. How many favors have you called in?

Coulson:
Clearly not enough.

Sitwell:
Something I can help you with? [Coulson stays quiet] Fine, but Fury is a high level agent who is off grid. You don't find him unless he wants to find you. You did something like that once too. Remember? I never asked you. How was Tahiti?

Coulson:
It sucked.