Criminal Minds, Season 1

[At an art exhibit, the artist Pinky accompanied by Gideon]

Pinky:
One of my earliest works, totally boring.

Gideon:
Oh, I don't think so. I mean, nothing's just a picture. If viewed correctly--whatever that means--one can see world views, obsessions, manifestations of the subconscious.

Pinky:
If I weren't a lesbian, I'd jump your bones. [Gideon has a blank stare] I've always had this thing for middle-aged men, and you have these piercing, discerning eyes which remind me of my father, who was a shrink, and I'm like, 'I am so hot.' [Pinky is called away by someone] Don't go away. [Pinky walks off]

Lila:
[looking at a painting with Reid] This will make you feel anything.

Reid:
Like what?

Lila:
I can't tell you how to feel.

Reid:
Right now I feel pretty good.

Gideon:
[walks past Reid] We're leaving.

Reid:
We're still looking at the exhibit.

Gideon:
Now. [Reid turns to Lila and back to Gideon] Now. Now.

Reid:
I guess we're leaving.

Gideon:
Reid, now.