American Dad!, Season 2

[a train appears, separating Jeff from Stan and Roger]

Stan:
Damn it, Roger! He's getting away! [the train passes, revealing that Jeff is still there] Why didn't you run for it?

Jeff:
You wanna know why? Because I didn't think of it. [blows into a flute] Oh, Seamus McPherson, present yourself! [nothing happens] GOD! WHERE'S MY LEPRECHAUN!?! [another train appears and Jeff hops on the caboose]

Stan:
Great. Well Roger, I guess it's just you and me. [cocks Roger's shotgun, then shoots the front wheel of Roger's motorcycle] And now it's just me.

Roger:
Wait! How will I get out of here?

Stan:
Try jogging, you gross bowling pin! [drives off and suddenly a leprechaun appears next to Roger]

Leprechaun:
You flute me?

Roger:
Huh? Oh, no. That was Jeff. He hopped on a train.

Leprechaun:
Oh. Jeff, huh? Well, you tell your boy this still counts as one. He got two left. [heads into a bush, then swats a bug on his neck]. Mm, they love me. [disappears into a bush]