[regarding Ross' birthday gift to Rachel] I can't believe he got you that! It must've cost him a fortune!
Oh, come on. Ross? Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and got her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
[stunned] What did you just say?
[mortified pause] Crystal duck.
No, no, the love part.
[rubbing his temples] Oh, no, no, no!
That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time