How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

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Lily:
Hey.

Robin:
Hey.

Lily:
Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him.

Robin:
Actually I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP; I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.

Lily:
You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day. ... I think I know how to get us in. Follow my lead. [walks to the front of the line and flashes the bouncer]

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