How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

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[Lily confronts Ted and Marshall at the hospital over their sword fight]

Lily:
On Monday I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a freakin' broadsword!

Marshall:
Well, just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through.

Lily:
I'm sorry, is this a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?

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