[to Ted as he walks out of his bedroom] Hey, where the hell did you disappear to last night?
I had the most... amazing night ever.
Tell me about it! That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like "Hey bro, I don't know what you're eating cause I don't have any eyes but it's basically awesome so keep sending it down Gullet Alley."
Yeah, I know, my stomach was like "Girlfriend, we don't always get along but that cake..."