How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

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Victoria:
I will tell you my most humiliating story.

Marshall:
Yeah, Victoria! Way to step up.

Victoria:
OK, it involves a game of "Truth or Dare", a squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, and the hot tub at my grandparent's retirement community.

Future Ted:
Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories, but there's no way in hell I'm telling you this one. Don't worry, it wasn't that great.

Marshall:
[staring goggle-eyed at Victoria] That... is the greatest story... ever!

Lily:
Oh my God!

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